| Re: The End! by ARTIE |
15-Jul-02/4:04 PM |
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Oh... oh, yes, I see. So someone told you about my fisting hobby. And what of it? You would have done the same. O Jesu what have I done...
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| Re: Your Smile by ARTIE |
15-Jul-02/4:39 PM |
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I giveth but I taketh not? And who does that remind you of, my child? That's right: a vending machine. It's true that a vending machine taketh your money. But in return it giveth you delights far beyond your imagination! And is that not what I have done for you?
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| Re: The End! by ARTIE |
15-Jul-02/4:49 PM |
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You speak of fisting in jest? I'll thank you to take fisting as seriously as any other kind of sexual intercourse.
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| Re: The End! by ARTIE |
15-Jul-02/4:59 PM |
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There once was a poete named ARTIE / Who fisted a girl at a party / But he got quite a fright / When he turned on the light: / His mum said she found it quite hearty
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| Re: THE DEFENSE RESTS by horus8 |
15-Jul-02/5:13 PM |
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I'm in for breaking wind in the master's study.
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| Re: THE DEFENSE RESTS by horus8 |
15-Jul-02/5:21 PM |
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Because you called him a bastard. Remember?
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| Re: THE DEFENSE RESTS by horus8 |
15-Jul-02/5:41 PM |
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| Re: What is Black by ivoryangie1 |
16-Jul-02/7:44 AM |
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Before reading this astonishing poeme, I thought black was blue, that black was grey, that black was the color of sunlight and that if black was your color, you were wrong. Now I realise that those things just aren't true! Thanks ivoryangie1! Perhaps now I can get on with my life, free from the baggage of such predjudices.
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| Re: IT'S ONLY A JOB by horus8 |
16-Jul-02/1:23 PM |
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Oh how sweet. Razorgrin and horus8 are friends again... You make me sick!
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| Re: Stop it I'm Dizzy! by Lenore |
16-Jul-02/1:28 PM |
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Only when they loosen up their bowels, will any kind of progress be made. I think we've all had enough of the violence. Ever since the 'troubles' started I have struggled to come to terms with the evil Constipat-Or. Only prunes can save us now.
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16-Jul-02/1:46 PM |
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Obviously you were a rather grubby and unattractive child.
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| regarding some deleted poem... |
16-Jul-02/4:34 PM |
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'Celebrate my delicious needle game' sounds unpleasantly like some sort of teen "goth"'s attempts at emulating Trent McRaizin (although instead of 'delicious' it probably would have been 'empty' or 'tormented'. I don't understand this poeme. Does that mean it's deep? I suspect you simply wrote down a load of bollocks and then though 'oh fuck it. I've just spent ten minutes writing this, and I'm buggered if I'm not posting it now'. At least I hope that's what happened. Because, to be honest, there's not much else that could excuse that many instances of such teenage-poetry staple words as 'eye', 'universe', 'ice', 'hypocrisy', 'needle' and 'never'. Good effort!!!! ASL?!?!?!
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| Re: AIDS in a van by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. |
16-Jul-02/4:37 PM |
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Good comment lol!!! Yeah your right I should really get a life! I guess I should think of others more instead of writing immature poetry right? lol see ya round asl?
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| Re: PURPLE COWS by GAC |
16-Jul-02/4:51 PM |
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The sooner someone staples your face to a bean, the better. HAHA FUCK HELP IM GOING CRAZY LOOK DEAR IVE JUST WRITTEN A TERRIBLY WHIMSICAL POEM ABOUT A MAGICAL LAND WHERE COWS ARE PURPLE! SOMEONE STOP ME BEFORE I REALLY LET LOOSE!
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| Re: Wipe Before You Weep by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. |
17-Jul-02/1:02 AM |
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I'm afraid they do, liquidlama. I'm afraid they do.
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| Re: LOL@ MY RELIGION by ashtar |
17-Jul-02/1:04 AM |
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| Re: Gut Feeling, A Burst of by liquidlama |
17-Jul-02/1:08 AM |
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Oh... oh I see... I'M the rat fucker. Well at least I'm a gentleman. While you, Sir, are that most vile of creations: a letch. Don't give me 'rat fucker', man. I've been in this game since you were in diapers! I get results! You get off my damn case or I'm gettin' the DA in here! Comprendez?
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| regarding some deleted poem... |
17-Jul-02/1:18 AM |
Why three? Making it five won't cause flooding. This whole thing happened because of that freak who kept submitting poeme after poeme with the titles in upper case all the time. One dweeb's naughtiness has spoilt it for the rest of the group!
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no thanks. :)
seriously -- why 5? or are you just tossing that out for the hell of it? :)
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I'll pray for you if you make it five poemes a week. Is it a deal?
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| Re: she wonders, by <~> |
17-Jul-02/7:07 AM |
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As a committed Christian, I found this poeme to be rather lewd and distasteful.
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| Re: Voyage of the Browne by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. |
17-Jul-02/7:31 AM |
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There was a young girl named Ragina / ...
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