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17-Jul-02/7:52 AM |
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lol! THIS POEME IS SURE GREAT!
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| Re: Virus by bluwiz |
17-Jul-02/7:57 AM |
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I sometimes get viruses when I download too much pornog... oh... wait... I've said too much...
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| Re: Unfortunate Semen Incident by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. |
17-Jul-02/2:26 PM |
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Really? That is the single greatest honour that may be bestowed 'pon an writer. Meet me in the alley behind Lefty's. Bring a box of moiste tow'lettes and some browne embalming lotion. Password: KEN SENT ME
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| Re: A Verse of Utopia by kidz |
17-Jul-02/5:26 PM |
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| Re: Clit by unknown |
17-Jul-02/5:27 PM |
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Christ by the sound of it you've never opened a picture of a naked, spread-eagled woman in Paintshop Pro and zoomed in to the maximum zoom factor where there's a grid that gets in the way.
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| Re: Uninformed, pseudo-philosophical thoughts about existence by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. |
17-Jul-02/5:51 PM |
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You cretin. You've completely missed the point.
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| Re: Clit by unknown |
17-Jul-02/5:54 PM |
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Because, my child, I have mastered the ability to turn OFF the grid.
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| Re: Clit by unknown |
17-Jul-02/5:54 PM |
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Besides which, what's so special about the clitoris? It's just a shriveled dwarf penis.
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18-Jul-02/10:50 AM |
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You seem to be under the misapprehension that this poem is about a member of the Bush family. It is not. The title is a simple pun. Other possible titles include 'Muff 712' and 'Pubey Pube McPubes'
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| Re: Word Baskets by powerline |
19-Jul-02/4:28 AM |
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As a user, I'd like to comment on your poeme, powerline! (a) 'devine' should be 'divine' (b) you said work AND toil... that's a bit redundant, don't you think? toil means work. (c) who writes in pen and OIL? (d) I suggest: "who toil and think / in pen and ink" (e) I can't get the rhythm with the last two lines. It feels as if line 5 should be removed, but then it wouldn't make sense. Perhaps replace the last two lines with: "to inspire new believers" or something.
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| Re: Night Work by forestchild7 |
19-Jul-02/6:19 AM |
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If I see another poeme containing the words "whispering wind" I'm going to cut my face off. Great poeme!
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| Re: scarred by TheVampireLeStan |
19-Jul-02/6:42 AM |
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I know the truth behind the scars. You cut yourself to get attention. Why else would you post a poeme about it on poemeranker for all to see? You must be some kind of deep, troubled artist or something.
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| Re: Cut by TheVampireLeStan |
19-Jul-02/6:45 AM |
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Next time the 'pressure builds', I suggest you break wind rather than cut. That's what I do.
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| Re: The Wrong Choice by TheVampireLeStan |
19-Jul-02/6:53 AM |
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Why do girls always try to 'commit suicide' by slitting their wrists in a house full of people who can conveniently hear them scream and promptly rescue them? There are far more successful ways of killing oneself. Why not try putting your head in a blender?
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19-Jul-02/6:58 AM |
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19-Jul-02/1:45 PM |
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Poetie! How dare you say nigger! As a nigger myself, I find such language to be most inappropriate. The F.B.I's gonna have a field day with this!
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| Re: Lucky's Day by razorgrin |
19-Jul-02/2:35 PM |
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This poeme is genius. And you like Tom Waits. Perhaps I should promote you to the level of "top-notch dullard"
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| regarding some deleted poem... |
19-Jul-02/5:10 PM |
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But moral outrage is the best kind of outrage. In this happy-go-lucky world, it's important to harness the outrage of other(s). This great America deserves nothing less. I don't know about you guys, but I love my country: I love America and I love God. Together we can make a difference, but we have to be prepared to accept change. Thank you and God Bless.
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| Re: One Nation Under God by GAC |
22-Jul-02/10:14 AM |
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"There was once a time when all people believed in God and the Church ruled. This time was called the Dark Ages." -R.Lederer.... Poppycock I say! I'm with you, man! How dare people question Jesu's pow'r? Don't they realise that it says he exists in the Bible? Don't they realise that they will go to the naughtiest place conceivable if they do not accept Him? What's your favorite book in the Bible, friend? I like Leviticus. Thank you and God bless.
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| Re: 9/11 by TheDevil |
22-Jul-02/1:59 PM |
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If the Internet has taught me anything, it is this: Never get into an argument with Americans about 'patriotism'.
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