Re: To Lesley by Bahookie	8-May-03/1:13 AM
Hey, that's some real good shit, kid. I bet Lesley will really appreciate it!! Why don't you make some sort of multimedia presentation out of it? You could cut out the shape of your love from a single sheet of moistened cardboard, mount it on the very fabric of your being with a stapler of trust, and then shove it into Lesley's face and grind it back and forth until Lesley doesn't have a face anymore, just a sticky bulbous liquid red mass and you're screaming and trying to wake up but you've really done it this time, you sick fucker.
regarding some deleted poem...	8-May-03/1:19 AM
Fucking goths. If I wanted to read the erotic adventures of lestat and his merry men I'd be looking on livejournal, not poemeranker. 10/10 for effort though!!!
regarding some deleted poem...	8-May-03/1:22 AM
Great work! I can't help but notice that you sometimes have up to three words in a row without a linebreak. Transcending this limitation and freeing your mind from the constraints of sequence-based word melding can only lead to greater euphoric heights of abortive joy!!
Re: Vivid Anger by DeadtotheWorld	8-May-03/1:25 AM
I'M ABOUT TO <BR>
Re: I wish... by Jai	8-May-03/1:26 AM
I wish I could break your face.
Re: Fire roses by Indigo	8-May-03/1:37 AM
You should rewrite this in the shape of a heart, or perhaps a bumblebee.
Re: Pele's pulse by <{Baba^Yaga}>	8-May-03/1:45 AM
http://pluh.com/members/prawne/zangief.html
Re: Dance With Me by marvelis	8-May-03/2:29 PM
On your face I now do fart.
regarding some deleted poem...	8-May-03/5:06 PM
Freedom is never chutney ---from a cage Once you've chutneyed your own face with chutney ---after a while Deep chasms of chutney engulf your ---once happy life Gentle moments of tenderness begin to feel ---like chutney In public you have to cover yourself with a giant nappy ---you look normal -----but deep -------inside ---------you're just a gibbering mass of chutney -----------superimposed on a vast lattice -------------of lettuce and cat-shaped ankles woven by every person you've ever hated or will hate as every man who's ever hurt you laughs and walks away like some sort of spastic after witnessing your never ending agony. Forget it, Jake. -----------------------------------------------------It's Chutneytown.
regarding some deleted poem...	8-May-03/8:28 PM
Unfortunately, you have fallen victim to a variation of Berry's paradox. "Something that I won't even mention" is a mention of the very thing you purport not to be mentioning. Plainly, ~Ex(Mx & ~Mx), so unless a formalisation of your theory of the good things in life is too weak to even derive that, it is inconsistent, since one of its theorems (if not axioms) is Ex(Mx & ~Mx). I'm afraid I have no choice but to give this poeme a 0.
Re: Vivid Anger by DeadtotheWorld	9-May-03/6:50 AM
So many problems in this world today I get more cuts and bruises everyday I’m crazy, sick and twisted, you just can’t Mess with this, Hell man, when you get right Down to it I’m ballistic, found, bound Within my rights, I put on my gloves and let’s Get on with this fight, don’t back away, and cuss Today’s that day I unleash my rage, my anger So vivid the earth trembles, it shakes and it quakes But first, I really ought to finish ironing these napkins.
Re: Mother by sk8rs_rule_all	9-May-03/2:58 PM
I would say "great use of 'talk' to rhyme with 'walk'" but honestly! This HAS to be a joke. Good 1! "and don't forget about mob" -- genius.
Re: “Death To Doughboy” by The Martyr	10-May-03/11:47 AM
If you rewrote this as a homoerotic seafaring epic it would be the best thing ever.
Re: The band "Sigh" aced their MENSA tests by Jeremi B. Handrinos	10-May-03/10:23 PM
stfu man, sigh own your face
Re: fuck that bitch by Lucifer	13-May-03/5:27 AM
Excellent piece!! However, perhaps you should consider the distinction between "poetry" and "a series of uninteresting, mostly unconnected thoughts presented in a form whose only resemblance to poetry is its frequent line breaks". 10/10!!!!
regarding some deleted poem...	13-May-03/5:45 AM
Do you think this is profound because it is stultifyingly simple?
regarding some deleted poem...	13-May-03/5:47 AM
I'll say!!
Re: Wake and Bake Club by sir_heff	13-May-03/8:31 AM
Oh shit, you really have done more drugs than me!! I was just acting like a tough guy, trying to play in the big leagues, but you're the real thing!! I made up the whole thing about being quadro-spazzed on a life glug. There's... no such thing. I...I just...O Jesu what have I done?
Re: Sanctuary by Lolly	13-May-03/3:19 PM
Wanktuary (Free verse) by -=Dark_Angel=- The whore pisses I watch from the peepholes neither friend nor my mum is welcome here I am hunkered down wanking watching deep within the crotchtower protected hidden well beneath the gray folding sheets silent listening for the rush of footsteps undetected safe wanktuary within walls no one will find out...
regarding some deleted poem...	14-May-03/1:17 AM
Don't listen to that cad known as Jeremi B. Handrinos / <{Baba^Yaga}> / Bachus / horus8. I think your song is great!