Not up to your usual sublime standard but still worth a 10. £500/hour is more than I charge myself.

Yeah its a bit confusing, but it flows nicely, almost kinda humorous, but in a good way, lol.

It was a very interesting poem, although a bit crude at some points but I think that works as what are we describing here but a buttocks!

A work of fucking total genius! I love buttocks too and feel a strange affinity with you. This is a wonderful poem and a tribute to anal beauty.

A wonderful satire on one of the worst poems ever written about farm animals. I forget who wrote it but I remember vomiting on the shoulder of the girl in front of me in class when I read it. She was a stary little cow anyway.

73 views and only two comments. It's an outrage. By the way, I totally disagree about the first stanza. I think it's brilliant.

Ah yes, how those WW1 poets loved it up the ass. 10/10 again.

Fucking hilarious,Edna,you are a gem.

Very fucking Chaucerian. Sounds likemy Mummy.

I like the sewage works - a good pl;ace for horny wildsex.

Nice

Nice gay parrot stuff.

I love it up the ass.

metoo,7 inches minumumand allthe way up!

Hilarious, very entertaining. I enjoyed it very much.

so very tired - so lame - no sheets? try something more personable - a tad more broad - you're too selfish.

I am a poet, convinced that I am acting on behalf of poets. I believe that this poem, upon which I entered as a poem of excellence and rhythm, has now become a poem of mimickery and silliness. I believe that the purposes for which I and my fellow-poets read this poem should have been so clearly stated as to have made it impossible to misunderstand the poems meaning, and that, had this been done, the objects which actuated us would now be deserving of a ten..

Brilliant. Parroty fun as always, Edna. Did you know that thirty percent of rams are gay?

Brilliant.

I LOVE prostatic stimulation. Preferably from a well-hung brute of a man! 10 points min -anyone who gives it less is a cunt.