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George and Samson

Member since 2006 · Posted 14 May 2006 · 15 comments

My pet parrakeet George Has turned out to be gay; I know that this is true Because I heard him say To his cagemate Samson, (a parrot green and spotty), 'When old Edna's gone to bed You can fuck me up the botty.'

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[n/a] Edna Sweetlove 14-May-06/2:46 AM Reply
Parrots have their feelings too!
[7] ALChemy 14-May-06/7:59 AM Reply
It looses it's humor because you take the surprise out of the punchline.
Try an approach that is more like this:

Imagine my surprise,
imagine my dread.
A little voice whispers
at the foot of my bed.
"While ol' Edna's asleep-"
the little voice said
"-I'll give you some beak,
hurry up, go ahead
put it in my tail feather,
oh lord it's so large"
Only now did I realize
that the voice was George.
George my pet parrakeet
and Samson his cagemate
like to jailbirds in heat
buttfucking in their cage
Imagine my shock
Imagine my rage
two gaybirds are in
my bedroom engaged
in such an unholy screw.
Well, I was irated.
So I did what any
good Christain would do,
I watched them and masturbated.
[n/a] Edna Sweetlove › ALChemy 15-May-06/3:26 AM Reply
I enjoyed your reworked version (in spite of its occasional grammatical lapses). Thank you for reading! I shall shortly repay the compliment perhaps in kind! xxxx Edna
[7] ALChemy › Edna Sweetlove 15-May-06/6:25 AM Reply
I've only been in the south a year and a half and my grammar skills are dropping faster than George W. Bush's approval ratings. Looking forward to your next dirty ditty.
[n/a] Ranger 15-May-06/5:36 PM Reply
Having just borne witness to your incredible roundup of the limericks on here, the least I can do is leave a comment on one of your poems. And here it is:

This poem is a golden opportunity to rhyme 'Samson' with 'ram some'. I'll leave you to decide what was rammed, and where.
[n/a] Ranger › Ranger 15-May-06/5:39 PM Reply
And I had the unnerving feeling that you were going to include a line that ended with 'front'. Can't think what you might rhyme it with though...
[n/a] Edna Sweetlove › Ranger 16-May-06/5:19 AM Reply
blunt. I've done a limerick.
[7] ALChemy › Ranger 16-May-06/6:17 AM Reply
Or how about "Yun't" as in "Hey Jim Bob, yun't to go fishin'? -"I don't know Bubba, yun't to go huntin' instead?-
[n/a] Ranger › ALChemy 16-May-06/6:55 AM Reply
A fair point, although after poemranker I will always feel that Jim Bob is just a second-rate offering to Bobjim.
[n/a] Edna Sweetlove › Ranger 16-May-06/12:39 PM Reply
What have bob jum and jim bob (who- or whatever they may be) got to do with my beautiful poem?
[10] Ulterius 31-Aug-06/9:11 AM Reply
Brilliant. Parroty fun as always, Edna. Did you know that thirty percent of rams are gay?
[10] deleted user 31-Aug-06/9:29 AM Reply
Nice gay parrot stuff.
[10] Sing4Jesus! 3-Sep-06/5:13 PM Reply
Avian homosexuality is TOTALLY OUT OF ORDER!!!!!!!
[10] Engelbert Humpalot 4-Sep-06/10:03 AM Reply
Delightful.
[10] Dr Toilet 15-Jan-07/8:55 AM Reply
Dr Toilet likes this one as he likes things about bottoms!