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Ranger on Being Called Dave by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 16 Oct 2006, 8:53 AM
Genius.
piedle on some deleted poem 14 Oct 2006, 11:10 PM
it's about the uprising in Prague, in 1999.
Yours is the finest username on poemeranker. -?-
howl on Timing by Dovina 15 Oct 2006, 6:05 AM
This is really good. Not sure about layed. Should it be laid. I don't know.
Ranger on Work by half.italian 16 Oct 2006, 12:51 PM
Which film? It sounds vaguely American Beauty-esque.
Ranger on Do you fit in-to the dark? by Hostileintent 16 Oct 2006, 12:53 PM
Have you ever thought of rhyme As some sort of metric crime?
Not impressed; clumsy wording and a limp punchline. Could have been worse. Could have been illiterate!
Doughnut, dear. "Donut" is the brand name.
drnick on Crappy by drnick 17 Oct 2006, 12:00 AM
This piece of shit was inspired by Dovina's poem, "A Scientist's Prayer". So thanks, Dovinator(that's my new name for you). Jesus was a pussy. I love pussy. => I love Jesus.
Jesus rocks.
howl on A Poetry Reading by Dovina 14 Oct 2006, 2:24 PM
The same content would make a decent poem if your verbs weren't so dull.
howl on some deleted poem 14 Oct 2006, 2:26 PM
This doesn't make any sense.:(
howl on some deleted poem 14 Oct 2006, 2:43 PM
subtitle: If you are a cat and wish to be forgiven for killing birds do not cry at your mothers funeral.
Ranger on some deleted poem 14 Oct 2006, 4:27 PM
Lines three and six miss the rhythm. 'in the cat I wrapped'? Is that leading on from the title - 'Conscience in the cat I wrapped...'? Otherwise there doesn't appear to be anything in the cat that you wrapped, except maybe a bird and the urgent need to relieve its bow'ls. Why only capitalise 'I'? Why not punctuate a bit more? Why am I asking all these questions?
howl on Bitter by Ranger 15 Oct 2006, 6:09 AM
wkd.
Dovina on some deleted poem 15 Oct 2006, 1:49 PM
The subtitle is funny - a lose-lose predicament. Aparently, the narrator is an ingested bird, missing his nest, though I don't know what a spud has to do with it. But then Verse 3 escapes me. Or maybe it's a boy who threw a spud at a bird nest. Confused, and sorry if I give away too much.
Dovina on Wry Edward's wry smile by oddgreenout 15 Oct 2006, 2:05 PM
Limericks usually march along with sing-song rhythm in addition to the rhyming scheme. What is a hawlk? A few too many commas, it seems, and a meaning covered in unusual language.
Dovina on Tidal by helenwales 15 Oct 2006, 2:12 PM
Somehow the rigid structure of haiku does not jive with stream-of-consciousness writing. Just holding 5-7-5 most of the time is not haiku. I'd make it all one stanza and let it flow.
I assume that all these Jesus poems are satire on Christianity. Perhaps you see hypocrisy in the church and wish to expound your rebellion. Ironically, Jesus did the same thing. “Do not according to their works,” he said of the religious leaders, “for they say, and do not.” Matthew 23:3. Many other passages like this.
Ranger on Crappy by drnick 17 Oct 2006, 3:58 AM
Heh. Line 5 needs punctuating, and the final rhyme is too direct - all the rest are loose/half rhymes. 'Sure you could rewrite the world' makes me think this was written about a computer programmer/serial gamer.