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Being Called Dave (Limerick) by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? There once was a man known as Dave,
His parents had christened him Dave,
His friends called him Dave,
Not David, just Dave,
And on forms he would always sign "Dave".
Up the ladder:
Oedipus' last glass of bubbles
Down the ladder:
The Son Of
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Posted: September 18, 2003 3:23 PM PDT; Last modified: September 18, 2003 3:23 PM PDTWeighted score: 5.45 Overall Rank: 2918 Comments:
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?-Dave_Mysterious-? @ 195.92.67.74
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18-Sep-03/3:26 PM
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This poem is semi-autobiographical.
bad joke.. DAVE... DAVID DULL, .. DAVE.. SAVE DAVE FROM HIS MUNDANE UNIVERSE - STAB ME DAVE, GET SOME ADRENALIN (its good for your blood, when i drink it, and rid the world of another boring cunt)
You try really hard to be interesting.
no, i just like to talk, whether i come off as interesting or annoying, boring, stupid, -shrug-.
i just yap. but your listening, and your even talking to me! what does that say about you?
This poem is clever and insightfull on approximately thirteen distinct levels. Until you can understand at least the first seven, I suggest you refrain from commenting on this site.
I understand that your name is dave.
is that all? do you breathe? fuck? eat? shit? have road rage? thrilling..
Read between the lines...
MOTIVATE ME. bleh.
Buzz off.
Swet.
Excellent.
Without a doubt, ?-Dave_Mysterious-? is very amusing. My confusion arises from the fact that our Dave does not have the air of a newbie. He seems very sure of himself, and acts as though he knows the character traits of the existing users. Either he has been observing quietly from the sidelines for a long time, or he is an existing member with a new username. Certain similarities with -=Dark_Angel=- but no clear indication that they are one and the same person. Besides which, they have very different obsessions.
I assure you I am not -=Dark_Angel=-, though I have collaborated with him on "A Haiku Haiku". -=Dark_Angel=- is about 4'10" with a peg-leg and a tic. I have none of these predicates and therefore cannot be him.
As for the charatcer traits of other poets, these are easily estimated from the knowledge that they like poetry.
A piece for a non-hostile world. 9.834.
Dave says this stinks.
Genius.
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