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20 most recent comments by <{Baba^Yaga}> (921-940) and replies

Re: a comment on Faucet's got a nasty drip. FUCK! Not again! by <{Baba^Yaga}> 17-Sep-02/2:33 PM
want a kiss?
Re: The lack of graffiti in an art centre lavatory by BEBO 16-Sep-02/1:23 PM
listen god damnit..thou hath made my pet hobo ernie blow his last shrill...he is no longer for rent...his blow is spent..."would you like to rent a trailor or a boat instead?", asked the young vaguely goatied pierced eyebrow lad from behind the mask of a ten day rc cola binge..."should of drank tab kid" replied this Int 25. russian witch. "i'll take the motor home and both of your legs...anyone care for a drumbstick? 20 roll critical...exp points infinity. duck next time. Now the dust pan.
Re: crispy by skaskowski 16-Sep-02/11:39 AM
the captain isn't on crunch berry island he's moved to the milky way, and i'm out one free shopping spree at toys r us. stupid crunch decoder ring was right...i just didn't think the cap[tain could breathe in outer space without a helmet. science can be a bit to decisive. so can i.
Re: it sounds like dying but tastes like living. by skaskowski 16-Sep-02/11:35 AM
now that's better lover. bend.
Re: numbskull boomarang by skaskowski 16-Sep-02/11:34 AM
i'm quite fond of your work, just not your moral insights. leave that for the chinese. great! moving on to the others.
Re: Oh my gosh what was that? by ==Doylum 16-Sep-02/11:32 AM
your diaper needs a changing, but i'm a bad mother, so change it your self.
Re: a comment on Faucet's got a nasty drip. FUCK! Not again! by <{Baba^Yaga}> 16-Sep-02/11:24 AM
But dearie...i am an old gnarled hag with the ability to shape change, gender switch, and live vicariously through others....sometimes inhabiting the body of a young man on the hunt can be a trifle dangerous....we have an appointment with a good jewish dr. tomorrow, to set things right...then i'm considering retirement from the crusades of the brave thrust and concentrating on more uplifting work ...like cannabalism again, i'll be sure to cook the meat all the way through...rest assured..
Re: How? Well... by RWAndersen 14-Sep-02/2:03 PM
What? is this suppose to be morally appeasing to you on some enlightening level. you aren't level. get leveled, or be leveled. prepare.0 . Now the out the cat hole...pst...your structure is weak therefore you get no beak. perchance you squeek. sqwack.squack.ed.
Re: a comment on Oh mother, thou art stoned! by <{Baba^Yaga}> 14-Sep-02/1:22 PM
Tis the stone that will splash soup in your eye! recoil viper. fondel the new yoke times. hug it deeped into foaming madness!
perv.
Re: The Battle by Birdman42s 8-Sep-02/10:49 PM
neo sporin couldn't fix this with a mothers kiss and an add campaign by johnson and johnson. you fail. amputate immediately than pray that you never have yo do battle with a real writer. fraud!
Re: a comment on St. Germain & The Charismatically Uncomitted by <{Baba^Yaga}> 8-Sep-02/10:44 PM
i have breasts and go by mrs. thankyou! good eve
Re: a comment on St. Germain & The Charismatically Uncomitted by <{Baba^Yaga}> 8-Sep-02/10:09 AM
i see mr. bog is back. i wrote this for him and his vast sweeping flagellas. tarts write better when their knickers are kneed.
Re: Don't Wanna Know by nightii 7-Sep-02/8:42 PM
i thought the person in the nighti was usually the one that got fucked, perchance you strap it on for extra credit? change all the "i"s to young republican headed corporations, then go fuck yourself. and your boyfriend too. boo. 7/10!
Re: Angel by nightii 5-Sep-02/7:01 PM
because you have cockitis? nay, because you have a balless sac, a phantom scrotismal pregnancy....and your writing is not...well..dare i say...worth the angel. the silence.or the corn in my shite (care for some corn?)..and all that violence...i mean! this poem is just reeking of unprotected sex and under age drinking...pre highschool machine gunning...try hell next time...they have a sense of humor down there...good luck! cheers!e
Re: Thorns by poetandknowit 4-Sep-02/1:03 PM
well! goddamnit! he keeps picking on me about the drugs and stuff, and well..it hurts...you know?...deep down inside of me somewhere it realy pains me...and embarasses me too...i don't want the entire world to know that i shoot smack straight into my cock and dry stroke my pets in front of my child not to mention nipple tape my girl prior to a good feces rub down...i mean realy...how wold i even begin to start allowing the therapy to work..with all of this negativity being thrown around...it's just plain uncooth and immature..and i..i..i..forgot what i was saying..what was i talking about?...oh yeah.. driving a tractor can be fun if you wear sun screen..right? exactly..
Re: St. Germain & The Charismatically Uncomitted by <{Baba^Yaga}> 3-Sep-02/4:08 PM
it's time to unleash part two of the series..stand fast..or fast rather...repent! here cometh Saint Leone & his chinable sloth...stay tuned on channel llpz.t
Re: Intense Irrational Realities by Venus 30-Aug-02/5:26 PM
Bachus said thank you darling for the time in playnig with the boy who shot birds. your hair looks great today by the way.
Re: Anna N. Smiths vagina monologue in Evangelistic tongues by horus8 29-Aug-02/3:08 PM
i know huh, missing you too. off to the beach to master some tracks, talk to you later
Re: The green mile by Ming T. Merciless 29-Aug-02/12:34 PM
i'm that much closer to god having read this. thanks dick head 10/0!
Re: Ode to a Red Trashcan by nentwined 28-Aug-02/6:06 PM
croupier polo challenge......we won it all in the third chucker 8/10n


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