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Oh mother, thou art stoned!

by <{Baba^Yaga}>

Member since 2002 · Posted 25 Aug 2002 · Edited 19 Jun 2003 · 10 comments

Wow I'm stoned Tried Nigerian lover Will you raise my child

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[7] poetandknowit 25-Aug-02/10:34 PM Reply
Keeping with current events I see. But I like it.
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> 26-Aug-02/12:26 PM Reply
Yes, i read as much media as the siberian wasteland will allow to reach me..it's cold, and there aren't enough lost children around here to eat. Yet.
[n/a] ==Doylum 28-Aug-02/11:54 AM Reply
not drugs again, he always talks about drugs. I thinks he's a pervayor of smelling salts to the big endian tenants of hampstead.
[n/a] ==Doylum 28-Aug-02/12:05 PM Reply
but wait, read again. Oh no you fool she has tricked you with her headsucking ways, tis not about drugs, tis bitting social comment, on the issues of the day.
Super. Don't you want more children baba. don't you need them to flavour your stoner soup. Lots of love D (see were on first letter terms now)
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> › ==Doylum 14-Sep-02/1:22 PM Reply
Tis the stone that will splash soup in your eye! recoil viper. fondel the new yoke times. hug it deeped into foaming madness!
perv.
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> › ==Doylum 19-Jun-03/3:14 PM Reply
Kids---are expensive, and loud.
But yeah.
[n/a] little_big_nose › <{Baba^Yaga}> 11-Jan-04/7:23 PM Reply
Don't forget tasty
[9] Mr Pig (again) 19-Jun-03/3:38 PM Reply
I'm drunk as a wasp.
[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos › Mr Pig (again) 19-Jun-03/4:09 PM Reply
I bet.
[2] Robert K Foster 20-Jun-03/5:39 AM Reply
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