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Oh my gosh what was that? (Free verse) by ==Doylum i just saw some shite
whilst i sucked upon my humbug
i did not think it right
that the crap in front of me
be formed in such a way
as to be offensive to mine eyes
so i shouted out aloud
i'm blank or blanks and mighty proud
i then picked up that dastardly turd
and began to shape it with my hands
til i had in front of me
a great and mighty sea
and i forbad those who would
to sail upon that ocean
for the only place to be
is at either end of a notion
and when those who walk by
cannot see what lies between
i smear it in ther face
and paint them very green
but if i spy a piece of poo
that i can not get a grasp
i dismiss it with a hurah
and pull a new one out my arse.
Up the ladder:
flickering light
Down the ladder:
Beowulf (funny)
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 3.7857144
Posted: September 16, 2002 10:14 AM PDT; Last modified: September 16, 2002 10:14 AM PDTWeighted score: 4.112286 Overall Rank: 13296 Comments:
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<~> @ 167.206.181.179
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16-Sep-02/10:19 AM
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gold star for you wingy-d
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==Doylum @ 213.122.32.46
> <~>
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16-Sep-02/3:20 PM
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what not a brown one?
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<~> @ 24.44.185.41
> ==Doylum
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16-Sep-02/4:10 PM
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are you confusing me with frass?
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==Doylum @ 213.122.32.46
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16-Sep-02/4:18 PM
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in what way
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<~> @ 24.44.185.41
> ==Doylum
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16-Sep-02/4:19 PM
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i'll not give you the brown star you seek, but he know where to find them.
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==Doylum @ 213.122.32.46
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16-Sep-02/4:22 PM
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ah i see, i hadn't quite meant it in that spirit, but do you really think frass would yeild? i fear not.
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<~> @ 24.44.185.41
> ==Doylum
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16-Sep-02/4:24 PM
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no, i guess he wouldn't. he did come out to the ranker as professedly straight, after all. but he might know a few who'd gladly yield. isn't a gold star good enough? would you like a green one?
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==Doylum @ 213.122.32.46
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16-Sep-02/4:29 PM
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I had 5 day old seafood tonight i already have a green one. Why thank you mermaid princess, if only i could truely believe.
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<~> @ 24.44.185.41
> ==Doylum
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16-Sep-02/4:34 PM
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you are most welcome, wingy-d. alack, allay! fins and wings will have their say...
wing-d is right! this a is serious flutter trap of goodwill! but a bronze is as high as i can go, captain.
Oh, Soylum. It's OK to be jealous of me! You should stop trying to rationalise your bitterness and just let the tears of shame flow. For it is you who is the one who does not see.
orrh how cute you thought it was for you. Yes i know its ok to be jealous of you but i don't try to rationalise it I simply sit in my moist puddle of shame as my terry fills up to the brim, all warm and safe.
I wasn't sure if it was or not, but given that a) you try to mock me on a regular basis b) it contains admonishments for frequently writing about 'turd' and c) the poeme accuses the accusee of things that -=Dark_Angel=- is often accused of, I thought it a reasonable bet. And anyone who sayeth otherwise is gay.
My dearset -=dark_lord=- a) when did i mock you? I played a bit of imerarmy with you name but that is all. b) It doesn't slap anyone for messing with poo, its about peoples polarisation of argument. c) i shall write an poem for yo:- -=Dark_Angel=- is a lovely, i'd like to smell his shorts, i don't care a fig for those, who would make rude retorts, bout my awful habit, of smelling peoples rears, besides i wont even hear them, with two Frass mushrooms in my ears. I am Gay
your diaper needs a changing, but i'm a bad mother, so change it your self.
shaln't its nice and warm
nice to see you swinging on the coat tails again
your confessional is lacking pyrgates and enbrowning, you have no prawnes...and worst of aLL NO POOP DECK.therefore, you leave me no choice, but to offer you the plank complete with corn and whole peanuts. also we have a plank that comes in wood grain, hangover black and sesame seed. enjoy.r
Does your wood really have corn and browne bits upon it? Why my dear fellow one could almost surmise that you own an home of sexual. Are you indeed an homeowner?
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