i just saw some shite whilst i sucked upon my humbug i did not think it right that the crap in front of me be formed in such a way as to be offensive to mine eyes so i shouted out aloud i'm blank or blanks and mighty proud i then picked up that dastardly turd and began to shape it with my hands til i had in front of me a great and mighty sea and i forbad those who would to sail upon that ocean for the only place to be is at either end of a notion and when those who walk by cannot see what lies between i smear it in ther face and paint them very green but if i spy a piece of poo that i can not get a grasp i dismiss it with a hurah and pull a new one out my arse.