on Bein' Vegan by poetandknowit
6 Dec 2002, 8:18 PM
Smart vegans just steal their honey. Yay for dumpster diving!
on Prose poem written in 1 minute and 27 seconds while listening to Slim Cessna croon by poetandknowit
6 Dec 2002, 8:17 PM
My beer poem is better. Lewser.
replying on Fatty Nerd Trilogy by Agemo-Z
6 Dec 2002, 8:09 PM
Vote again if you had.
Or I'll send Murdoc after you.
And he's crazy man. He'll build a plane.
Or I'll send Murdoc after you.
And he's crazy man. He'll build a plane.
on A-Team, vol I by Agemo-Z
28 Aug 2002, 7:59 PM
Who the fuck gave this 0's? Jesus Christ! Goddammit!
on Flight of the Samurai (Act II) by Shin-Bojangles
11 Aug 2002, 3:02 AM
The Samurai: Totally sweet, AND he protects himself against STD's. A true hero.
on A-Team #2 by Shin-Bojangles
11 Aug 2002, 2:38 AM
A 10 for semicolons. Is that Priest guy a fully fledged member of the A-Team, or was he just in that one "lost in redneck woods" episode? I missed the latino guy with the slick mullet in that one.
on Flight of the Samurai by Shin-Bojangles
11 Aug 2002, 2:35 AM
What a totally sweet Samurai. Does he have cool Samurai pants? And what about crazy hair?
Heh, "mates".
"necroscope" is a nut. His profile says that he's in the ARMY. Can you really trust the opinion of someone who would willingly conscribe themselves to take the lives of other people? I don't think so. Personally I thought the poem had a totally funkadelic "flow" that made me bust my pants and dance all over the place. Totally whack.
"necroscope" is a nut. His profile says that he's in the ARMY. Can you really trust the opinion of someone who would willingly conscribe themselves to take the lives of other people? I don't think so. Personally I thought the poem had a totally funkadelic "flow" that made me bust my pants and dance all over the place. Totally whack.
on wizard master by beakism
11 Aug 2002, 2:24 AM
You need to play less Warcraft III. Besides, my Gem of Seeing will make it so that my ghouls will rip your little elves to shreds.
on destinys anguish by Adjudicator
7 Aug 2002, 12:30 AM
Wow, such deep, gritty, dark imagery. I particularily enjoyed "the foaming horses".
But seriously, what's the point here? What are you trying to communicate, other than the fact that you can use a bunch of stupidly dark imagery?
But seriously, what's the point here? What are you trying to communicate, other than the fact that you can use a bunch of stupidly dark imagery?
on Lonely by DevilTmptrss
7 Aug 2002, 12:03 AM
Heheh, "buttons fly" makes me think that robots are exploding or something.
on Regrets, No More by writteninskin
7 Aug 2002, 12:00 AM
OH MY GOD. I just saw MC Hammer in some insurance commercial. My god, late night TV is amazing.
writteninskin, did you delete all of your previous poems? I miss adourning.
writteninskin, did you delete all of your previous poems? I miss adourning.
on My ode to "the artist" by Agemo-Z
6 Aug 2002, 11:37 PM
Yeah, I guess "odes" are supposed to be long, aren't they? Oh well, I don't like Prince THAT much anyway. I just like When Doves Cry.
on My ode to "the artist" by Agemo-Z
6 Aug 2002, 12:59 AM
Here's a sequel, written by a friend of mine. "Prince has sexy eyes / His moustache makes me soggy / It makes my doves cry"
on Give me beer! by Agemo-Z
5 Aug 2002, 10:41 PM
Uhmm.... I'm... Honoured? (And it's okay for me to spell "honour" with a "u", I'm Canadian, using the Queen's English)
on My ode to "the artist" by Agemo-Z
5 Aug 2002, 10:24 PM
horus8, I told Prince you were coming for him and he said he'd Batdance all over your ass, whatever that means.
on I Hate You by mytenderrage
5 Aug 2002, 10:22 PM
I guess I just sympathyzed, and thought his fingers could use a rest.
Oh, I forgot to add my own comment. If these feelings (of being "cold and dead") were so "real", how did you get over them in "a little while"?
Oh, I forgot to add my own comment. If these feelings (of being "cold and dead") were so "real", how did you get over them in "a little while"?
on I Hate You by mytenderrage
5 Aug 2002, 9:55 PM
From what I have read so far, -=Dark_Angel=- is the best fucking thing that has ever happened to this board. And yeah, he's totally got you beat on the "l33t" name thing, as I believe he was being sarcastic and making fun of his own name. "Felchstraw"... genius!
And his point, if it hasn't been driven in before, is the following:
This poem is not good. Period. It is not talented poetry. It is trite. These comments are not questionable: they're not just opinions, they're pretty much given as truths. This is a public web page titled "Poemranker". We rank poems at Poemranker. Ranking involves judgement, henceforth it is our duty to judge your poetry. We have judged it, and found it to be not good poetry.
His second, and seperate point, is that he's tired of people thinking that this isn't crap, because it is. And, consequently, he's tired of this page being flooded with crappy poetry. It's understandable to get tired of crap every once and a while. Are you tired of country music? Or the Backstreet Boys? If so, you can relate to how -=Dark_Angel=- is feeling. He feels like ranting and insulting people, so that's what he did. So show him a bit of compassion, people! Sweet Jesus. Try to be nice sometimes, and MAYBE he'd be nicer to you. Do onto others as you'd have them do unto you, or something like that.
And his point, if it hasn't been driven in before, is the following:
This poem is not good. Period. It is not talented poetry. It is trite. These comments are not questionable: they're not just opinions, they're pretty much given as truths. This is a public web page titled "Poemranker". We rank poems at Poemranker. Ranking involves judgement, henceforth it is our duty to judge your poetry. We have judged it, and found it to be not good poetry.
His second, and seperate point, is that he's tired of people thinking that this isn't crap, because it is. And, consequently, he's tired of this page being flooded with crappy poetry. It's understandable to get tired of crap every once and a while. Are you tired of country music? Or the Backstreet Boys? If so, you can relate to how -=Dark_Angel=- is feeling. He feels like ranting and insulting people, so that's what he did. So show him a bit of compassion, people! Sweet Jesus. Try to be nice sometimes, and MAYBE he'd be nicer to you. Do onto others as you'd have them do unto you, or something like that.
on My ode to "the artist" by Agemo-Z
5 Aug 2002, 11:21 AM
The only character I didn't think was reprehensible in War3 was Thrall. He at least TRIED to get along with everyone, but just about everyone else mucks things up. Furion wasn't bad either, but had his moments.