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Flight of the Samurai (Act II) (Free verse) by Shin-Bojangles Dum dum...
Muscled legs stand resolutely on the earth.
VERY firm thighs, toned by honor.
Ensconced in the sweetest silk of foreign seas,
His are the most awesome of pants,
He is a Samurai.
Gentle winds of dead ninja and satisfied women
toss the ebon soldiers of his scalp.
And he dosn't even WASH it that much.
His hair makes you want to cream,
He is a Samurai.
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He fles back to the club; dances.
This chick there SAYS the boy is His,
But He knows it is not sweet enough.
He uses protection, unfalteringly,
He is a Samurai.
Up the ladder:
First Impression
Down the ladder:
The Dawn Of Darkness
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Posted: August 11, 2002 3:01 AM PDT; Last modified: August 11, 2002 3:01 AM PDTWeighted score: 5.5 Overall Rank: 2700 Comments:
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Agemo-Z @ 142.166.108.93
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11-Aug-02/3:02 AM
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The Samurai: Totally sweet, AND he protects himself against STD's. A true hero.
samurai make me totally hot.
Ok.
But any further questions about samurai will have to wait, thanks to that dern 4 poem posting limit.
Could've been good if you tried. 0/10
Did you even read Act I?
You can't just jump into the middle of the flight of a samurai, any good ninja can tell you that.
razorslut, we know you're fucking him if this makes you so totally hot then just go impale yourself on his waiting katana you stupid cunt
Show-gun, show-blade, show-over. this is great and funny too....8/10!
As I said before, my comments were made in a joking fashion. over your head they went. I imagine you generallly lack a sense of humour, except when you and your "posse" are out raping joggers. Bojangles is not a Samurai. What are you, in junior high?! "heh, heh, they're doin' it." As for the half-assed insults 1."bitch" and 2."cunt" : 1. guilty as charged and 2.yeah, I've got one of those. As for the "stupid" one, The fact that I don't feel the need to make utterly moronic speculations about the relationships of others, using sad attempts at obscenity for punctuation shows that I am a fair bit more intelligent than yourself. Grow up, write something, maybe leave the trailer park more..
I'm NOT a samurai?
Damn! And here I thought this was autobiographical... 161 view(s)
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