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Haiku № 28896

Fatty Nerd Trilogy

by Agemo-Z

Member since 2002 · Posted 6 Dec 2002 · Edited 6 Dec 2002 · 11 comments

Cram it, fatty boy. Nobody wants to see that. Tuck that gut away. Strange under-cleavage Peeks out under Captain Kirk. Too-small Star Trek shirt. Flab eats Mr. Spock "Set phasers to 'Deep Fat Fry'" Try working out, chubbs.

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11 comments

[5] Bill Z Bub 6-Dec-02/8:08 PM Reply
cruel intentions
are funny
aren't they?
[n/a] Agemo-Z › Bill Z Bub 6-Dec-02/8:09 PM Reply
Vote again if you had.
Or I'll send Murdoc after you.
And he's crazy man. He'll build a plane.
[8] <{Baba^Yaga}> › Agemo-Z 8-Dec-02/3:34 PM Reply
"put that sock away murdock" for i put as whooping on you, yeah, foool! "hannibal, i aint get on no plane with this crazy fool" humida humida humida..8.t
[n/a] Agemo-Z › <{Baba^Yaga}> 8-Dec-02/6:15 PM Reply
I'm glad someone caught the reference.

On a sad note, I'm surprised someone would actually give this a zero. Of my three poems this week this was the one I actually thought was any good (one of the others being polemic, the second being abstract). This one, despite the subject matter, actually has some good lines in it. Or so I THOUGHT... Now I fall asleep crying at night. Now I have NIGHTMARES over how people HATE my self-indulgent haikus. THANK YOU, Poem-ranker! Thank you for RUINING MY LIFE!
[10] razorgrin 6-Dec-02/8:11 PM Reply
rock.
[3] <~> › razorgrin 6-Dec-02/10:53 PM Reply
paper.
[n/a] ecargo › <~> 7-Dec-02/7:50 AM Reply
Oh, all right! SCISSORS!
[10] razorgrin 8-Dec-02/2:22 PM Reply
marco!
[3] <~> › razorgrin 15-Dec-02/8:08 PM Reply
POLO!
[10] hipster flare 16-May-03/5:37 AM Reply
I onece worked in a job where there was a rule about no bare midriffs. it was a rule meant for the ladies, I'm guessing becasue of the fear of horny bosses, but that's not important. what is important is that there was this ridiculously fat guy named jeremy who was fat in many ways, resembling a single celled organism. his belly used to sneak out of his shirt and hang down 6-8 inches below his belt, like jabba the hut's tongue.
[10] hipster flare 16-May-03/5:38 AM Reply
I once worked in a job where there was a rule about no bare midriffs. it was a rule meant for the ladies, I'm guessing becasue of the fear of horny bosses, but that's not important. what is important is that there was this ridiculously fat guy named jeremy who was fat in many ways, resembling a single celled organism. his belly used to sneak out of his shirt and hang down 6-8 inches below his belt, like jabba the hut's tongue.