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Fatty Nerd Trilogy (Haiku) by Agemo-Z Cram it, fatty boy.
Nobody wants to see that.
Tuck that gut away.
Strange under-cleavage
Peeks out under Captain Kirk.
Too-small Star Trek shirt.
Flab eats Mr. Spock
"Set phasers to 'Deep Fat Fry'"
Try working out, chubbs.
Up the ladder:
Shadows
Down the ladder:
For those who play with shit
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Arithmetic Mean: 5.5833335
Posted: December 6, 2002 8:06 PM PST; Last modified: December 6, 2002 8:09 PM PSTWeighted score: 5.4264507 Overall Rank: 3031 Comments:
rock.
paper.
Oh, all right! SCISSORS!
marco!
POLO!
I onece worked in a job where there was a rule about no bare midriffs. it was a rule meant for the ladies, I'm guessing becasue of the fear of horny bosses, but that's not important. what is important is that there was this ridiculously fat guy named jeremy who was fat in many ways, resembling a single celled organism. his belly used to sneak out of his shirt and hang down 6-8 inches below his belt, like jabba the hut's tongue.
I once worked in a job where there was a rule about no bare midriffs. it was a rule meant for the ladies, I'm guessing becasue of the fear of horny bosses, but that's not important. what is important is that there was this ridiculously fat guy named jeremy who was fat in many ways, resembling a single celled organism. his belly used to sneak out of his shirt and hang down 6-8 inches below his belt, like jabba the hut's tongue.
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are funny
aren't they?
Or I'll send Murdoc after you.
And he's crazy man. He'll build a plane.
On a sad note, I'm surprised someone would actually give this a zero. Of my three poems this week this was the one I actually thought was any good (one of the others being polemic, the second being abstract). This one, despite the subject matter, actually has some good lines in it. Or so I THOUGHT... Now I fall asleep crying at night. Now I have NIGHTMARES over how people HATE my self-indulgent haikus. THANK YOU, Poem-ranker! Thank you for RUINING MY LIFE!