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Fatty Nerd Trilogy (Haiku) by Agemo-Z

Cram it, fatty boy. Nobody wants to see that. Tuck that gut away. Strange under-cleavage Peeks out under Captain Kirk. Too-small Star Trek shirt. Flab eats Mr. Spock "Set phasers to 'Deep Fat Fry'" Try working out, chubbs.

hipster flare 16-May-03/5:37 AM
I onece worked in a job where there was a rule about no bare midriffs. it was a rule meant for the ladies, I'm guessing becasue of the fear of horny bosses, but that's not important. what is important is that there was this ridiculously fat guy named jeremy who was fat in many ways, resembling a single celled organism. his belly used to sneak out of his shirt and hang down 6-8 inches below his belt, like jabba the hut's tongue.




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