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Free verse № 2756

wizard master

by beakism

Member since 2002 · Posted 7 Jun 2002 · 16 comments

I'm the dark elf Quaerion I meld into the shadows Hit and run is my speciality I bet you can't catch me Because I'll hit and run and meld Into the shadows before you stupid slow Orcs know what hit you You will never defeat my superior tactics

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16 comments

[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 7-Jun-02/3:08 PM Reply
Curse you, Quaerion! Will you not meld out of the shadows and face my Orcs with honour? For shame! If only I had 17 more dexterity points.
[2] nentwined 7-Jun-02/8:42 PM Reply
this is pretty painful, honestly...
[n/a] DolphnLvr82 9-Jun-02/2:07 PM Reply
beakism sucks ass and doesn't know reality from fantasy...
[3] wlshepherd 10-Jun-02/3:17 AM Reply
I'm not stupid or an orc.
[n/a] beakism 10-Jun-02/3:46 AM Reply
Halt! I, Quaerion, Lord of the Dark Elves, Protector of the Realm of Night, can see through any Orckish disguise! I see your true form, Orc!
[2] necroscope7 10-Jun-02/10:55 AM Reply
Not quite certain what this is getting at. It doesn't say anything, it's not very descriptive, and it just kind of leaves one wondering what the point was.
[n/a] beakism 10-Jun-02/11:00 AM Reply
You make me sick, necroscope. You are just like every other idiot who thinks they write meaningful poetry - you don't realise that a poem can just be a descriptive piece, without having some sort of 'message', and without being 'deep'. If you don't understand a poem, don't comment on it.
[2] necroscope7 10-Jun-02/11:26 AM Reply
I understand that poetry can be merely descriptive, and if you read my comment completely you would see that I also noted that it didn't really do much of a job of describing anything, which is why I wondered what the point was.
[n/a] beakism 10-Jun-02/11:34 AM Reply
Indeed.
[n/a] beakism 10-Jun-02/11:47 AM Reply
But I think what you have to ask yourself is this: can you face the wrath of Quaerion, Lord of the Dark Elves?
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 12-Jun-02/8:00 PM Reply
There once was a poet called 'Beakism'/Who was strong once but then became weakism/For writing 'bout Elves/Filled all of his shelves/Which fell o'er, and injured his cheekism.
[n/a] razorgrin 6-Jul-02/8:17 AM Reply
I, Kaerith, priestess of Rastbaxis, salute you.
[5] deleted user 11-Jul-02/10:08 PM Reply
I see where you're going with this, but it doesn't quite make it.

I think Concrete is still the strongest of your four poems.
[8] Agemo-Z 11-Aug-02/2:24 AM Reply
You need to play less Warcraft III. Besides, my Gem of Seeing will make it so that my ghouls will rip your little elves to shreds.
[n/a] Shin-Bojangles 11-Aug-02/2:30 AM Reply
Heh.
I like "cheekism" best.
I'll build a bunch of Cheekaurans and Cheekasaurases and they'll totally go to town on all these tiny people.

Awesome
[n/a] horus8 15-Oct-03/10:40 PM Reply
Why bother? You're defeating yourself.