My ode to "the artist"

Prince Arthas is a dweeb. He completely ruins the game. His only skill is thinking he is smooth. I'll show him smooth.

Why'd ya have to bring HIM into this? This was a nice haiku about Prince, who brought us such great hits as "When Doves Cry" and "Raspberry Berret", but you have to taint it by mentioning HIM. *sigh*

re: DA. :rofl: You're right, Prince Arthas really is a dweeb. But I do like my death coil.

as for this poem... hmm. weird. sorry, can't say much else.

This haiku is a heartwrenching, emotional tale about how Prince was much cooler before he started using all those weird symbols and before he brought Jesus into his live act.

The only character I didn't think was reprehensible in War3 was Thrall. He at least TRIED to get along with everyone, but just about everyone else mucks things up. Furion wasn't bad either, but had his moments.

prince is an overated midget with a tittering falsetto. i can only watch a tiny man masturbate for so long, before i have to rip off my own penis and beat him to death with it. if you see him tell him i'm coming. and hells coming with me. oh and dolphin safe tuna is for protestants. jagged.barf.krull.vaccine.antenna.

horus8, I told Prince you were coming for him and he said he'd Batdance all over your ass, whatever that means.

"bat dancing" is what carmen electra taught prince to do when she was out filming "art-noir". it's wear he pretends to be deep by riding motorcycles, wearing glasses, and strutting his terminaly misinterpreted boo hoo my daddy was mean to my mommy and i come from a mixed marriage(lets all take a moment for mr.1999) okay! fuck him, which you would(i forgive you cuz his cock has been run over by a crash up derby) regardless, i like when doves cry, he doesn't.point he's a huge male dyke that prays on the minds of young women with "mothering complexes" have fun with it, doesn't that sound like a heroically challinging sphinx with a riddle! heres a haiku for you! prince "the moose knuckle".he is neither black or white. that's why he's so sprite! -----------sponsored by fermentor "the way to treat your neighbors right"i

Here's a sequel, written by a friend of mine. "Prince has sexy eyes / His moustache makes me soggy / It makes my doves cry"

He only changed his name to escape the commercial ensnarement of his previous name by his record company. Just like I changed my name by Deed Poll to -=Dark_Angel=-. I may have to change it again though, now the FBI is on my trail. Thanks Poetie! Oh, and this poem isn't really an Ode, is it? It's a haiku.

Yeah, I guess "odes" are supposed to be long, aren't they? Oh well, I don't like Prince THAT much anyway. I just like When Doves Cry.