on Child of my Buttocks by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
13 Dec 2002, 9:20 PM
Well, I finally took the time to read through this, and was (of course) quite impressed. Irreverently comical, clever, and stylish. Excellent job.
replying on Dear Mr. Poetry, could you hold my purse? <how does babbit do it> by horus8
9 Dec 2002, 6:14 PM
If you've got "a line of credit into the astrosphere earned with... writing", why don't you point us towards some of your published poetry? Or any of your published work, for that matter?
on Soap Star Stud Haikus by <{Baba^Yaga}>
8 Dec 2002, 8:55 PM
Tear the roof off the sucka.
on Flamin Monkey's by Blade
8 Dec 2002, 7:58 PM
I can't argue with monkey's [sic]. With flamethrowers.
replying on Fatty Nerd Trilogy by Agemo-Z
8 Dec 2002, 6:15 PM
I'm glad someone caught the reference.
On a sad note, I'm surprised someone would actually give this a zero. Of my three poems this week this was the one I actually thought was any good (one of the others being polemic, the second being abstract). This one, despite the subject matter, actually has some good lines in it. Or so I THOUGHT... Now I fall asleep crying at night. Now I have NIGHTMARES over how people HATE my self-indulgent haikus. THANK YOU, Poem-ranker! Thank you for RUINING MY LIFE!
On a sad note, I'm surprised someone would actually give this a zero. Of my three poems this week this was the one I actually thought was any good (one of the others being polemic, the second being abstract). This one, despite the subject matter, actually has some good lines in it. Or so I THOUGHT... Now I fall asleep crying at night. Now I have NIGHTMARES over how people HATE my self-indulgent haikus. THANK YOU, Poem-ranker! Thank you for RUINING MY LIFE!
replying on Happy Cancer! by Agemo-Z
6 Dec 2002, 9:01 PM
Wow, thanks for the 10, champ! =D
on Time to Kill by Shin-Bojangles
6 Dec 2002, 8:56 PM
Owl eats duck.
on Litany of the Mullet by Shin-Bojangles
6 Dec 2002, 8:55 PM
Press the action button, dammit!
on Third Angel by Shin-Bojangles
6 Dec 2002, 8:54 PM
Rock forth.
Not on, forth.
Not on, forth.
on Hedgehog's Dilemma by Shin-Bojangles
6 Dec 2002, 8:53 PM
Hmm...
A bit too straightforward.
But at least I get it.
I hope.
A bit too straightforward.
But at least I get it.
I hope.
on Sexxodus by Shin-Bojangles
6 Dec 2002, 8:51 PM
I prefer the live version.
9 looks lonely, so...
9 looks lonely, so...
on Space Age Bun Rigidifier by Quarton
6 Dec 2002, 8:39 PM
"Space-age Bun Rigidifier" is a beautiful phrase, but this does go on a bit long for my taste. Fun, though.
on Someone who by Sugarbbybuttrfly
6 Dec 2002, 8:36 PM
Someone who makes love and doesn't screw? Is that just more of an "in-out" motion or what? Or are we talking tongue here?
"He's" requires an apostraphe in this case, as it is a contraction of "he is".
"He's" requires an apostraphe in this case, as it is a contraction of "he is".
on Cancer Haikus by poetandknowit
6 Dec 2002, 8:22 PM
*breaks into falsetto*
If you have to gooooo
Don't say good-byeeeeeee
If you have to gooooo
don't you cry-eyeeeeeeee
And if you have to goooo
I will get byeeeeee
I will follow you
See you on the other siiide...
*cough*
Leave it to Billy.
If you have to gooooo
Don't say good-byeeeeeee
If you have to gooooo
don't you cry-eyeeeeeeee
And if you have to goooo
I will get byeeeeee
I will follow you
See you on the other siiide...
*cough*
Leave it to Billy.
Also, for what it's worth, "Tell me your[sic] not really that dense?" isn't a question, either.