Re: a comment on Oxywarmonger by poetandknowit	2-Aug-03/9:20 AM
Only if you can learn the difference between "your" and "you're". You'd think someone as professional as yourself would have a better grasp on such basic tenants of the English tongue. Also, for what it's worth, "Tell me your[sic] not really that dense?" isn't a question, either.
Re: Child of my Buttocks by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	13-Dec-02/9:20 PM
Well, I finally took the time to read through this, and was (of course) quite impressed. Irreverently comical, clever, and stylish. Excellent job.
Re: a comment on Dear Mr. Poetry, could you hold my purse? <how does babbit do it> by horus8	9-Dec-02/6:14 PM
If you've got "a line of credit into the astrosphere earned with... writing", why don't you point us towards some of your published poetry? Or any of your published work, for that matter?
Re: Soap Star Stud Haikus by <{Baba^Yaga}>	8-Dec-02/8:55 PM
Tear the roof off the sucka.
Re: Blade by Blade	8-Dec-02/8:11 PM
This WOULD have been good if the third line was replaced with "suck your blod".
Re: Flamin Monkey's by Blade	8-Dec-02/7:58 PM
I can't argue with monkey's [sic]. With flamethrowers.
Re: HATE by Blade	8-Dec-02/7:55 PM
Hahaha, this rules! But there's a slight contradiction. You claim to not be nice, yet you ask people very politely to "please die". This left me confused, as did your lack of an apostrophe in "wouldn't". 10!
Re: a comment on Fleas by bigbigdog	8-Dec-02/6:33 PM
Trite isn't a noun! Damn you, dairy-hater!
Re: a comment on Fatty Nerd Trilogy by Agemo-Z	8-Dec-02/6:15 PM
I'm glad someone caught the reference. On a sad note, I'm surprised someone would actually give this a zero. Of my three poems this week this was the one I actually thought was any good (one of the others being polemic, the second being abstract). This one, despite the subject matter, actually has some good lines in it. Or so I THOUGHT... Now I fall asleep crying at night. Now I have NIGHTMARES over how people HATE my self-indulgent haikus. THANK YOU, Poem-ranker! Thank you for RUINING MY LIFE!
Re: Fetch by Limness	6-Dec-02/9:21 PM
A-1
Re: a comment on Happy Cancer! by Agemo-Z	6-Dec-02/9:01 PM
Wow, thanks for the 10, champ! =D
Re: Time to Kill by Shin-Bojangles	6-Dec-02/8:56 PM
Owl eats duck.
Re: Litany of the Mullet by Shin-Bojangles	6-Dec-02/8:55 PM
Press the action button, dammit!
Re: Third Angel by Shin-Bojangles	6-Dec-02/8:54 PM
Rock forth. Not on, forth.
Re: Hedgehog's Dilemma by Shin-Bojangles	6-Dec-02/8:53 PM
Hmm... A bit too straightforward. But at least I get it. I hope.
Re: Sexxodus by Shin-Bojangles	6-Dec-02/8:51 PM
I prefer the live version. 9 looks lonely, so...
Re: a comment on Hot Maid by Agemo-Z	6-Dec-02/8:48 PM
Does my wang work? What? Are you on some sort of inspection committee? To... inspect my wang? .... COMMITTEE???
Re: Space Age Bun Rigidifier by Quarton	6-Dec-02/8:39 PM
"Space-age Bun Rigidifier" is a beautiful phrase, but this does go on a bit long for my taste. Fun, though.
Re: Someone who by Sugarbbybuttrfly	6-Dec-02/8:36 PM
Someone who makes love and doesn't screw? Is that just more of an "in-out" motion or what? Or are we talking tongue here? "He's" requires an apostraphe in this case, as it is a contraction of "he is".
Re: Cancer Haikus by poetandknowit	6-Dec-02/8:22 PM
*breaks into falsetto* If you have to gooooo Don't say good-byeeeeeee If you have to gooooo don't you cry-eyeeeeeeee And if you have to goooo I will get byeeeeee I will follow you See you on the other siiide... *cough* Leave it to Billy.