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Haiku № 29133

Soap Star Stud Haikus

by <{Baba^Yaga}>

Member since 2002 · Posted 8 Dec 2002 · 6 comments

My name is Lucky. I'll be your new bartender, and your lost brother. What's with the bar-fly? No hospital scene for me? I fuck my mother!? Three thousand a week! The cover of t.v guide! Who do i bang first? You wont regret this. I'll be the best one ever! Where's the bathroom?

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6 comments

[9] Agemo-Z 8-Dec-02/8:55 PM Reply
Tear the roof off the sucka.
[9] UnityMitford 9-Dec-02/9:14 AM Reply
this is way too perfect! the first one is the best (for me) and so i'd like it to come last. great stuff. 9 swastikas!
[9] UnityMitford › UnityMitford 9-Dec-02/9:15 AM Reply
actually, the third one should go last.
[10] razorgrin 9-Dec-02/12:25 PM Reply
rockin' my socks.
[9] brazen 22-Dec-02/11:42 PM Reply
i still have a hard time appreciating haikus, but anything that reminds me of dr. tad winslow gets my highest mark.
[6] hipster flare 16-May-03/5:29 AM Reply
Lucky never slept with his mom. That's ridiculous.