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Soap Star Stud Haikus (Haiku) by <{Baba^Yaga}>
My name is Lucky. I'll be your new bartender, and your lost brother. What's with the bar-fly? No hospital scene for me? I fuck my mother!? Three thousand a week! The cover of t.v guide! Who do i bang first? You wont regret this. I'll be the best one ever! Where's the bathroom?

Up the ladder: Lost
Down the ladder: Lost

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Arithmetic Mean: 7.133333
Weighted score: 6.8790336
Overall Rank: 267
Posted: December 8, 2002 4:14 PM PST; Last modified: December 8, 2002 4:14 PM PST
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Comments:
[9] Agemo-Z @ 142.166.110.54 | 8-Dec-02/8:55 PM | Reply
Tear the roof off the sucka.
[9] UnityMitford @ 167.206.181.179 | 9-Dec-02/9:14 AM | Reply
this is way too perfect! the first one is the best (for me) and so i'd like it to come last. great stuff. 9 swastikas!
[9] UnityMitford @ 167.206.181.179 > UnityMitford | 9-Dec-02/9:15 AM | Reply
actually, the third one should go last.
[10] razorgrin @ 192.197.142.13 | 9-Dec-02/12:25 PM | Reply
rockin' my socks.
[9] brazen @ 65.237.114.141 | 22-Dec-02/11:42 PM | Reply
i still have a hard time appreciating haikus, but anything that reminds me of dr. tad winslow gets my highest mark.
[6] hipster flare @ 209.68.67.213 | 16-May-03/5:29 AM | Reply
Lucky never slept with his mom. That's ridiculous.
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