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Soap Star Stud Haikus (Haiku) by <{Baba^Yaga}> My name is Lucky.
I'll be your new bartender,
and your lost brother.
What's with the bar-fly?
No hospital scene for me?
I fuck my mother!?
Three thousand a week!
The cover of t.v guide!
Who do i bang first?
You wont regret this.
I'll be the best one ever!
Where's the bathroom?
Up the ladder:
Lost
Down the ladder:
Lost
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 7.133333
Posted: December 8, 2002 4:14 PM PST; Last modified: December 8, 2002 4:14 PM PSTWeighted score: 6.8790336 Overall Rank: 267 Comments:
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Agemo-Z @ 142.166.110.54
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8-Dec-02/8:55 PM
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Tear the roof off the sucka.
this is way too perfect! the first one is the best (for me) and so i'd like it to come last. great stuff. 9 swastikas!
actually, the third one should go last.
rockin' my socks.
i still have a hard time appreciating haikus, but anything that reminds me of dr. tad winslow gets my highest mark.
Lucky never slept with his mom. That's ridiculous.
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