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Fetch

Member since 2002 · Posted 27 Aug 2002 · 9 comments

Go dog, go! Dammit, I said, GO! What good is this dog? Loyal and dumb I throw the damn stick, He don't even run. I'm bringing him back to the pound

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[6] god'swife 27-Aug-02/11:25 PM Reply

a good laugh. 6. Could be expanded, He shits on the carpet, my shoes are all ripped, He knocked down my Gra'ma, and shattered her hip.

[n/a] <~> 27-Aug-02/11:30 PM Reply

excellent suggestion. here's my stanza: he don't bark at strangers/he don't chase the cat/ the mailman's his friend/what's up with that??

[6] god'swife 27-Aug-02/11:49 PM Reply

He's a flea ridden mongrel, his fart's make me weep, he's licking his balls all night long, I can't sleep!

[n/a] <~> 27-Aug-02/11:53 PM Reply

he dug up the yard/he chewed my damn slippers/ he ate all the garbage/except for the kippers...

[9] Shin-Bojangles 28-Aug-02/12:03 AM Reply

"He ain't never caught a rabbit and he ain't no friend of mine."
Oh, wait... crap. Forget I said that.

I think it's better short anyway. It shows that it dosn't take much to incur the author's wrath. The attitude is brilliant.

[8] anagram 28-Aug-02/5:53 PM Reply

Excellent, I've had one as well.
He's a basket case short of his bed
He walks backwards while wagging his head.

[n/a] deleted user 29-Aug-02/1:53 PM Reply

"She shit on the carpet; She shit on the bed; I have the solution--a blow to the head."

[7] Venus 29-Aug-02/11:19 PM Reply

I hope they don't run out, elsen I'll be in some big trouble! 7/10

[10] Agemo-Z 6-Dec-02/9:21 PM Reply

A-1