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Litany of the Mullet (Haiku) by Shin-Bojangles
Business in front, but, I want a party in back. I guess there's no choice...

Up the ladder: Jeff
Down the ladder: Bacchus and the Ivy

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.785714
Weighted score: 5.5744033
Overall Rank: 2411
Posted: November 18, 2002 8:58 PM PST; Last modified: November 18, 2002 8:58 PM PST
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[3] god'swife @ 209.179.134.151 | 19-Nov-02/12:08 AM | Reply
"There's only one choice." would have ended this better. Otherwise puerile as ever.
[10] xanthippe @ 63.202.10.194 | 19-Nov-02/3:40 AM | Reply
hehehe (10)
[8] Nicholas Jones @ 137.44.1.200 | 19-Nov-02/4:51 AM | Reply
I think the fish must be offended by being compared to the haircut. Who had the best mullet in history? I vote for Kevin Keegan
[0] poetandknowit @ 65.101.211.29 | 19-Nov-02/7:46 AM | Reply
If you're going to flood the site with this crap, then please do not call it haiku. Maybe free verse, or how about "a random thought I woke up with this morning."

Nentman, add that one to the list.
[5] Christof @ 195.172.133.226 | 19-Nov-02/8:06 AM | Reply
I don't know if it's really lives up to the sacred heights of the haiku, but it is an insight into the mullet-wearer's psyche and invaluable for that reason.
[0] poetandknowit @ 65.101.211.29 > Christof | 19-Nov-02/8:14 AM | Reply
Do you have a mullet? Z mentioned to me you and the wife were headed to New Z. Have fun. I am off there in a couple of months. Are you driving both islands or sticking to a few places?
[5] Christof @ 195.172.133.226 > poetandknowit | 19-Nov-02/8:16 AM | Reply
I am proud to say i never have had and never will have a mullet. I survived the eighties without a mullet - there is some form of heroism in that. Indeed, NZ - on Saturday in fact, for three weeks. We're travelling the whole length of the North island and then flying down to Christchurch and Queenstown on the South Island - it all looks fabulous. I'll let you know when i get back.
[10] razorgrin @ 192.197.142.152 | 19-Nov-02/11:07 AM | Reply
are you trying to hint at something, shin?
[8] Agemo-Z @ 142.166.109.106 | 6-Dec-02/8:55 PM | Reply
Press the action button, dammit!
[7] hipster flare @ 209.68.67.7 | 13-Mar-03/9:39 AM | Reply
I get it.
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