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Haiku № 25634

Litany of the Mullet

Member since 2002 · Posted 18 Nov 2002 · 10 comments

Business in front, but, I want a party in back. I guess there's no choice...

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[3] god'swife 19-Nov-02/12:08 AM Reply
"There's only one choice." would have ended this better. Otherwise puerile as ever.
[10] xanthippe 19-Nov-02/3:40 AM Reply
hehehe (10)
[8] Nicholas Jones 19-Nov-02/4:51 AM Reply
I think the fish must be offended by being compared to the haircut. Who had the best mullet in history? I vote for Kevin Keegan
[0] poetandknowit 19-Nov-02/7:46 AM Reply
If you're going to flood the site with this crap, then please do not call it haiku. Maybe free verse, or how about "a random thought I woke up with this morning."

Nentman, add that one to the list.
[5] Christof 19-Nov-02/8:06 AM Reply
I don't know if it's really lives up to the sacred heights of the haiku, but it is an insight into the mullet-wearer's psyche and invaluable for that reason.
[0] poetandknowit › Christof 19-Nov-02/8:14 AM Reply
Do you have a mullet? Z mentioned to me you and the wife were headed to New Z. Have fun. I am off there in a couple of months. Are you driving both islands or sticking to a few places?
[5] Christof › poetandknowit 19-Nov-02/8:16 AM Reply
I am proud to say i never have had and never will have a mullet. I survived the eighties without a mullet - there is some form of heroism in that. Indeed, NZ - on Saturday in fact, for three weeks. We're travelling the whole length of the North island and then flying down to Christchurch and Queenstown on the South Island - it all looks fabulous. I'll let you know when i get back.
[10] razorgrin 19-Nov-02/11:07 AM Reply
are you trying to hint at something, shin?
[8] Agemo-Z 6-Dec-02/8:55 PM Reply
Press the action button, dammit!
[7] hipster flare 13-Mar-03/9:39 AM Reply
I get it.