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Hedgehog's Dilemma

by Shin-Bojangles

Member since 2002 · Posted 20 Oct 2002 · 19 comments

One boy; three hot chicks Why's Unit-01 so dang nuts? Cause Shinji's backed up. (Apologies to... uhhh... pretty much everyone.)

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[4] Blue Magpie 20-Oct-02/8:29 PM Reply
Apologies accepted, I still don't understand it.
[4] Blue Magpie 20-Oct-02/8:30 PM Reply
Apologies accepted, I still don't understand it.
[0] horus8 21-Oct-02/12:03 AM Reply
i left my cracker-jack decoder on my gerbal's saddle bags, forgive me....here take my donut. 0. p.s. welcome back.f
[n/a] god'swife 21-Oct-02/7:50 AM Reply
You love to speak to the select few, and I am not included.
[n/a] Christof 21-Oct-02/8:06 AM Reply
Er, what? I'm baffled. Perhaps you had to be there.
[10] razorgrin 22-Oct-02/11:45 AM Reply
"Baka Shinji!"
[n/a] Shin-Bojangles › razorgrin 26-Oct-02/7:16 PM Reply
Dangit. Aren't any of you cultured? Crimeny... I'll bet half of you don't even know what a smeg head is.
Mental note: Red Dwarf Haikus.
"Rimmer's a smeg head
Bronze Swimming Certificate?
What a total prat."
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › Shin-Bojangles 27-Oct-02/9:47 AM Reply
I don't know where you're from, Sir, unless it's Canada. But here in mighty England, having a penchant for Red Dwarf isn't considered a sign of 'culture', but rather of 'being a fucknose'.
[n/a] -=SeTTle=- › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 27-Oct-02/12:24 PM Reply
In Amsterdam, they call it a "Royale w/ Fucknose"
[10] razorgrin 28-Oct-02/7:06 AM Reply
hey, I was expecting some batman haiku by now. Less hate, more robots. or batman.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › razorgrin 28-Oct-02/10:35 AM Reply
Deep in the Batcave,
the operation takes place.
Fear Robo-Batman.
[n/a] Yardbird › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 28-Oct-02/10:40 AM Reply
Nicely done! Submit that one, it rocks!
[0] horus8 › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 28-Oct-02/1:39 PM Reply
In the dank bathole,
my pet st. bernard limps by.
Robo-cujo. Queer?

(Apologies...uh..pretty much to no one)
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › horus8 28-Oct-02/1:48 PM Reply
Sarcasm can be a safe way to let out hurtful feelings! Great job!
[1] <~> › horus8 28-Oct-02/1:55 PM Reply
ichor's the liquor
that drips from his neck-bound cask:
aphrodesiac...

(apologies to batman ans the robots for going off-topic)
[n/a] Shin-Bojangles › <~> 30-Oct-02/12:52 PM Reply
I don't think "Off Topic" is really an issue anymore. We've long since strayed from the subject of Shinji and how too much teasing can make a young boy freak out and start eating S2 engines.
[10] razorgrin 28-Oct-02/1:20 PM Reply
Robo-batman, eh? Now that's what I'm talkin' about. The best of both worlds in a robo-riffic package.
[7] Agemo-Z 6-Dec-02/8:53 PM Reply
Hmm...
A bit too straightforward.
But at least I get it.
I hope.
[10] deleted user 31-Jan-03/8:15 PM Reply
LOL, great stuff >10 :)