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Hedgehog's Dilemma (Haiku) by Shin-Bojangles One boy; three hot chicks
Why's Unit-01 so dang nuts?
Cause Shinji's backed up.
(Apologies to... uhhh... pretty much everyone.)
Up the ladder:
Yellow!
Down the ladder:
Guide
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Posted: October 20, 2002 4:58 PM PDT; Last modified: October 20, 2002 4:58 PM PDTWeighted score: 4.380827 Overall Rank: 13016 Comments:
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Blue Magpie @ 62.176.75.111
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20-Oct-02/8:29 PM
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Apologies accepted, I still don't understand it.
Apologies accepted, I still don't understand it.
i left my cracker-jack decoder on my gerbal's saddle bags, forgive me....here take my donut. 0. p.s. welcome back.f
You love to speak to the select few, and I am not included.
Er, what? I'm baffled. Perhaps you had to be there.
"Baka Shinji!"
Dangit. Aren't any of you cultured? Crimeny... I'll bet half of you don't even know what a smeg head is.
Mental note: Red Dwarf Haikus. "Rimmer's a smeg head Bronze Swimming Certificate? What a total prat."
I don't know where you're from, Sir, unless it's Canada. But here in mighty England, having a penchant for Red Dwarf isn't considered a sign of 'culture', but rather of 'being a fucknose'.
In Amsterdam, they call it a "Royale w/ Fucknose"
hey, I was expecting some batman haiku by now. Less hate, more robots. or batman.
Deep in the Batcave,
the operation takes place. Fear Robo-Batman.
Nicely done! Submit that one, it rocks!
In the dank bathole,
my pet st. bernard limps by. Robo-cujo. Queer? (Apologies...uh..pretty much to no one)
Sarcasm can be a safe way to let out hurtful feelings! Great job!
ichor's the liquor
that drips from his neck-bound cask: aphrodesiac... (apologies to batman ans the robots for going off-topic)
I don't think "Off Topic" is really an issue anymore. We've long since strayed from the subject of Shinji and how too much teasing can make a young boy freak out and start eating S2 engines.
Robo-batman, eh? Now that's what I'm talkin' about. The best of both worlds in a robo-riffic package.
Hmm...
A bit too straightforward. But at least I get it. I hope.
LOL, great stuff >10 :)
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