poemranker ::20 most recent comments by Agemo-Z

Comments byAgemo-Z, the 20 most recent. Include replies

on Flight of the Samurai (Act II) by Shin-Bojangles 11 Aug 2002, 3:02 AM
The Samurai: Totally sweet, AND he protects himself against STD's. A true hero.
on Fetch by Limness 6 Dec 2002, 9:21 PM
A-1
on Hot Maid by Agemo-Z 11 Aug 2002, 2:42 AM
Oh, and Dark Angel, Maids don't wear pants, they wear those skirt things with stockings.
on Someone who by Sugarbbybuttrfly 6 Dec 2002, 8:36 PM
Someone who makes love and doesn't screw? Is that just more of an "in-out" motion or what? Or are we talking tongue here?

"He's" requires an apostraphe in this case, as it is a contraction of "he is".
on Hedgehog's Dilemma by Shin-Bojangles 6 Dec 2002, 8:53 PM
Hmm...
A bit too straightforward.
But at least I get it.
I hope.
on Child of my Buttocks by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 13 Dec 2002, 9:20 PM
Well, I finally took the time to read through this, and was (of course) quite impressed. Irreverently comical, clever, and stylish. Excellent job.
on Bein' Vegan by poetandknowit 6 Dec 2002, 8:18 PM
Smart vegans just steal their honey. Yay for dumpster diving!
on HATE by Blade 8 Dec 2002, 7:55 PM
Hahaha, this rules! But there's a slight contradiction. You claim to not be nice, yet you ask people very politely to "please die". This left me confused, as did your lack of an apostrophe in "wouldn't". 10!
on Flamin Monkey's by Blade 8 Dec 2002, 7:58 PM
I can't argue with monkey's [sic]. With flamethrowers.
on Blade by Blade 8 Dec 2002, 8:11 PM
This WOULD have been good if the third line was replaced with "suck your blod".
on Soap Star Stud Haikus by <{Baba^Yaga}> 8 Dec 2002, 8:55 PM
Tear the roof off the sucka.
on Prose poem written in 1 minute and 27 seconds while listening to Slim Cessna croon by poetandknowit 6 Dec 2002, 8:17 PM
My beer poem is better. Lewser.
on Cancer Haikus by poetandknowit 6 Dec 2002, 8:22 PM
*breaks into falsetto*
If you have to gooooo
Don't say good-byeeeeeee
If you have to gooooo
don't you cry-eyeeeeeeee
And if you have to goooo
I will get byeeeeee
I will follow you
See you on the other siiide...
*cough*
Leave it to Billy.
on Space Age Bun Rigidifier by Quarton 6 Dec 2002, 8:39 PM
"Space-age Bun Rigidifier" is a beautiful phrase, but this does go on a bit long for my taste. Fun, though.
on some deleted poem 6 Dec 2002, 8:41 PM
Was the baby Jew... you know... "cut" yet? Or was it a girl? I need to know. For statistical reasons.

You messed up "rub's", so no 10.
on Litany of the Mullet by Shin-Bojangles 6 Dec 2002, 8:55 PM
Press the action button, dammit!
on Time to Kill by Shin-Bojangles 6 Dec 2002, 8:56 PM
Owl eats duck.
on A-Team, vol I by Agemo-Z 28 Aug 2002, 7:59 PM
Who the fuck gave this 0's? Jesus Christ! Goddammit!
on Sexxodus by Shin-Bojangles 6 Dec 2002, 8:51 PM
I prefer the live version.
9 looks lonely, so...
on Third Angel by Shin-Bojangles 6 Dec 2002, 8:54 PM
Rock forth.
Not on, forth.