Flight of the Samurai

Dum dum... The sun is setting; the air is totally red. There is wind whipping through some VERY tall reeds. They are swaying. Suddenly, a Man walks out of the sun. He is that hot. He is a Samurai. Suddenly, he whips out his sword, (called a "Katana") and cuts ALL of the reeds. He cuts that much. He is a Samurai. All of these evil ninjas then try to kill him. They YELL and jump. All of these ninjas then get cut. Ninjas can't kill Him. He is a Samurai. Suddenly, he flies to a club. He is the BEST dancer at the club. What once cut ninja, now cuts rug. All the ladies want only Him. He is a Samurai.