Re: Flight of the Samurai (Act II) by Shin-Bojangles	11-Aug-02/3:02 AM
The Samurai: Totally sweet, AND he protects himself against STD's. A true hero.
Re: Fetch by Limness	6-Dec-02/9:21 PM
A-1
Re: Hot Maid by Agemo-Z	11-Aug-02/2:42 AM
Oh, and Dark Angel, Maids don't wear pants, they wear those skirt things with stockings.
Re: Someone who by Sugarbbybuttrfly	6-Dec-02/8:36 PM
Someone who makes love and doesn't screw? Is that just more of an "in-out" motion or what? Or are we talking tongue here? "He's" requires an apostraphe in this case, as it is a contraction of "he is".
Re: Hedgehog's Dilemma by Shin-Bojangles	6-Dec-02/8:53 PM
Hmm... A bit too straightforward. But at least I get it. I hope.
Re: Child of my Buttocks by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	13-Dec-02/9:20 PM
Well, I finally took the time to read through this, and was (of course) quite impressed. Irreverently comical, clever, and stylish. Excellent job.
Re: Bein' Vegan by poetandknowit	6-Dec-02/8:18 PM
Smart vegans just steal their honey. Yay for dumpster diving!
Re: HATE by Blade	8-Dec-02/7:55 PM
Hahaha, this rules! But there's a slight contradiction. You claim to not be nice, yet you ask people very politely to "please die". This left me confused, as did your lack of an apostrophe in "wouldn't". 10!
Re: Flamin Monkey's by Blade	8-Dec-02/7:58 PM
I can't argue with monkey's [sic]. With flamethrowers.
Re: Blade by Blade	8-Dec-02/8:11 PM
This WOULD have been good if the third line was replaced with "suck your blod".
Re: Soap Star Stud Haikus by <{Baba^Yaga}>	8-Dec-02/8:55 PM
Tear the roof off the sucka.
Re: Prose poem written in 1 minute and 27 seconds while listening to Slim Cessna croon by poetandknowit	6-Dec-02/8:17 PM
My beer poem is better. Lewser.
Re: Cancer Haikus by poetandknowit	6-Dec-02/8:22 PM
*breaks into falsetto* If you have to gooooo Don't say good-byeeeeeee If you have to gooooo don't you cry-eyeeeeeeee And if you have to goooo I will get byeeeeee I will follow you See you on the other siiide... *cough* Leave it to Billy.
Re: Space Age Bun Rigidifier by Quarton	6-Dec-02/8:39 PM
"Space-age Bun Rigidifier" is a beautiful phrase, but this does go on a bit long for my taste. Fun, though.
regarding some deleted poem...	6-Dec-02/8:41 PM
Was the baby Jew... you know... "cut" yet? Or was it a girl? I need to know. For statistical reasons. You messed up "rub's", so no 10.
Re: Litany of the Mullet by Shin-Bojangles	6-Dec-02/8:55 PM
Press the action button, dammit!
Re: Time to Kill by Shin-Bojangles	6-Dec-02/8:56 PM
Owl eats duck.
Re: A-Team, vol I by Agemo-Z	28-Aug-02/7:59 PM
Who the fuck gave this 0's? Jesus Christ! Goddammit!
Re: Sexxodus by Shin-Bojangles	6-Dec-02/8:51 PM
I prefer the live version. 9 looks lonely, so...
Re: Third Angel by Shin-Bojangles	6-Dec-02/8:54 PM
Rock forth. Not on, forth.