Re: SIR FRASER by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w	7-Oct-03/9:48 AM
Doesn't the fourth line have one too many syllables? Apart from that, a modern masterpiece.
Re: Primal Reality by peaceseeker	7-Oct-03/5:16 PM
You are a primal dunce. And no returns.
Re: Joe-Joe's Retard Trinity Remix (There can be only one) by Y2kSlamPoet	9-Oct-03/7:31 AM
SHIT MAN!!! This is the shit. I've just done an ounce of Horlicks and three hob-nobs, and this just like blew my mind. I was like fucking spewing and stuff and chortling so much that my head literally exploded.
Re: A History of Truth by Blue Magpie	9-Oct-03/7:37 AM
You have neglected to mention the following important philosophical figures: a)Joseph Smith b)Aristotle c)Shang Tsung
regarding some deleted poem...	9-Oct-03/7:43 AM
Aren't there about a million poems about standing on cliff edges?
Re: Whispering (Zero Atmosphere) by Y2kSlamPoet	9-Oct-03/7:47 AM
I look forward to hearing some more poems about how much you enjoy drugs. I feel it is a much unexplored topic on this site.
regarding some deleted poem...	9-Oct-03/7:53 AM
Contrary to popular belief, the heart is merely a muscle for pumping blood around the body, not some sort of organ of love or container for the soul.
regarding some deleted poem...	10-Oct-03/5:26 PM
I was working in the lab late one night, When my eyes beheld an eerie sight, My monster from his slab began to rise, And suddenly to my surprise, He did the mash, It was the monster mash, He did the mash, It was a graveyard smash, It was the mash, It caught on in a flash, It was the mash, It was the monster mash!
regarding some deleted poem...	10-Oct-03/5:29 PM
It is often believed that the fruit of temptation was the apple, but if you read the book of Genesis, however, you will see that it actually was the pear
Re: Magnets & Cross-Eyed Children by Bachus	10-Oct-03/5:30 PM
This poem is nowhere near as excellent as the title would suggest.
regarding some deleted poem...	10-Oct-03/5:32 PM
Have you ever even read Oliver Twist?
Re: sex sex sex! by FreeFormFixation	10-Oct-03/5:33 PM
Wow! I would never have guessed that someone would have experienced sex!
regarding some deleted poem...	12-Oct-03/4:45 PM
I once wrote a better poem than this by tossing a sack full of letters out into the market place and asking a passing monkey to transcribe them using his typewriter.
Re: The Pipe Scraping Tool by peaceseeker	12-Oct-03/4:48 PM
This is the best poem about a pipecleaner I have ever seen. I especially like the way you use "inner thighs" to represent the main chute of the pipe, and the burning coffee for the tobacco.
Re: ٠صادر فلسطينية أن الاحتلال by Wobble McFly	13-Oct-03/1:08 PM
I bet this doesn't even mean anything.
Re: государства by Wobble McFly	14-Oct-03/6:06 AM
I especially find the last verse very moving. Here is a translation for anyone not so well versed in Russian as I: Wodka - Chicken Kiev, Gorbachev has a stupid looking head, The Duma - a provisional government. Bolsheviks and Mensheviks, The October revolution, Rasputin was an invincible monk, Tatar sauce is nice. Exiled to Siberia, All hail Tsar Nicholas II, The Kremlin, Trotsky, Mafia, Red Square. Alright then - Send him on the next flight back to Russia, In the diplomatic baaaagg!!! Obviously it loses something in the translation.
regarding some deleted poem...	14-Oct-03/6:19 AM
What a coincidence that you are the only person in the world who has realised that everyone else in the entire world is really stupid.
Re: Tsunami Love by The_Third_Isis	14-Oct-03/6:23 AM
I expect you must be some sort of free-spirit.
regarding some deleted poem...	15-Oct-03/9:26 AM
I think drug abuse is a very suitable topic to be expressed in poem format. I think more people should become addicted to drugs so they can write overly-cryptic poetry about how interesting/depressing it is.
Re: For M. B. by Tits	15-Oct-03/9:29 AM
How did you get to be a poemwanker? It must have happened withing the last week and a half going by the email address in the red box. Tell me now. I can't be bothered to email you. Was it for inappropriate elevation of Christian baked goods?