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For M. B. (Free verse) by Tits
There was a young fellow called Matt Whose buttocks were covered in fat. His cheeks were quite bruised And his anus abused By a fellow called James "Nor-T-Hat"

Up the ladder: Blobby song$
Down the ladder: The daughter of heels

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Weighted score: 4.762871
Overall Rank: 11427
Posted: October 15, 2003 8:34 AM PDT; Last modified: April 29, 2004 8:59 AM PDT
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[n/a] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 | 15-Oct-03/8:37 AM | Reply
never figured you for a deleter.

ah, me.
[10] fuzzylogicisagimp @ 195.157.153.253 | 15-Oct-03/8:39 AM | Reply
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[10] King Abdullah I @ 195.157.153.253 | 15-Oct-03/8:40 AM | Reply
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[10] King Abdullah II @ 195.157.153.253 | 15-Oct-03/8:41 AM | Reply
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[10] deleted user @ 195.157.153.253 | 15-Oct-03/8:43 AM | Reply
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[10] -=Tan_Hand=- @ 195.157.153.253 | 15-Oct-03/8:45 AM | Reply
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[10] doug_soderstrom @ 195.157.153.253 | 15-Oct-03/8:45 AM | Reply
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[10] wEdible Underpantsw @ 195.157.153.253 | 15-Oct-03/8:46 AM | Reply
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[10] thepinkbunnyofdooom @ 195.157.153.253 | 15-Oct-03/8:47 AM | Reply
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[10] Wobble McFly @ 195.157.153.253 | 15-Oct-03/8:47 AM | Reply
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[10] wwFrasier Allonbyww @ 195.157.153.253 | 15-Oct-03/8:48 AM | Reply
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[10] Matthew Bennett @ 195.157.153.253 | 15-Oct-03/8:49 AM | Reply
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[10] wFraser Allonby Q.C.w @ 195.157.153.253 | 15-Oct-03/8:50 AM | Reply
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[10] walrus8 @ 195.157.153.253 | 15-Oct-03/8:52 AM | Reply
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[10] Mr. Pig @ 195.157.153.253 | 15-Oct-03/8:52 AM | Reply
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[0] ?-Dave_Mysterious-? @ 163.1.234.227 | 15-Oct-03/9:29 AM | Reply
How did you get to be a poemwanker? It must have happened withing the last week and a half going by the email address in the red box. Tell me now. I can't be bothered to email you. Was it for inappropriate elevation of Christian baked goods?
I still don't understand how you found out that Joe-Joe's real name is James Wright.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!

And horus8's real name is Matthew Bennett!!!!!!!!

And my real name is Alex Turner!!!!!!!!!!!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha etc.
[5] Shuushin @ 147.154.235.51 | 15-Oct-03/11:27 AM | Reply
I would like to tell you how impressed I am at this poem.
[10] Everyone @ 195.157.153.253 | 15-Oct-03/11:45 AM | Reply
We love it.
[0] god'swife @ 67.73.32.229 > Everyone | 15-Oct-03/11:51 AM | Reply
Except me. Poser.
[10] wEdible Underpantsw @ 195.157.153.253 > god'swife | 17-Oct-03/7:10 AM | Reply
Poo paper
[4] calliope @ 216.125.247.11 | 18-Oct-03/10:39 AM | Reply
greasy
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