| Re: War Grave by Caducus |
29-Sep-03/6:07 AM |
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You must have lots of painful memories about the war.
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29-Sep-03/4:20 PM |
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I find a cap gun a safe alternative.
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| Re: Wanting by J.B. Manning |
29-Sep-03/4:49 PM |
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Your poems have revolutionised the concept of boredom.
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| Re: AIDS in a van by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. |
30-Sep-03/6:41 AM |
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This poem is just a shameless cash-in on the popularity of AIDS. -0-
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| Re: Timber! by Shardik |
30-Sep-03/6:46 AM |
Do you examine your stools in the bowl? I was once having a conversation about it, and three of my friends all said they did this, and they thought I was really weird for not doing. Who is right?
N.B. -10-
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| Re: Perversions 8: The Reckoning by razorgrin |
30-Sep-03/6:49 AM |
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A fine example to any aspiring young poets. -10-
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30-Sep-03/6:52 AM |
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This would only be good if it was actually written by an actual gnome. -1-
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30-Sep-03/6:55 AM |
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You must be completely bonkers.
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| Re: EGG by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? |
30-Sep-03/4:43 PM |
Since there had been some dispute over the merit of this poem, I would like to explain why I wrote it:
a)Eggs provide a tasty, nutritious and versatile snack. They can be prepared in a great variety of different ways, e.g. boiled, poached, fried, scrambled, barbequed, fermented, etc.
b)The standard chicken egg is ejected from the chicken's only orifice (not including beak).
c)Aside from chicken eggs, several other types of egg are delightfully entertaining, e.g. quail eggs, dinosaur eggs, etc.
d)Sick, slime-oozing eggs are also laid by aliens, possibly some kinds of mutants, and to a lesser extent, insects.
e)There are many amusing egg-based puns which can be made, especially during the run-up to Easter.
f)Eggs are just obviously excellent.
g)Egg.
h)The theme tune from Monkey Magic contains the line "They were born from an egg on a mountain top".
i)The egg is a much more efficient method of spawning oneself than giving birth to live young.
j)If you don't like eggs, then you are gay.
k)How could you possibly not think a poem about an egg was great?
l)The sound "Egg" is also present in a number of respectable names such as Egbert and Eggnlebert Humpledink.
m)They make admirable projectiles.
n)Q.E.D.
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| Re: Alone by zixxee |
30-Sep-03/4:58 PM |
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This poem is totally rad!
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30-Sep-03/5:01 PM |
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This poem raises the interesting question of whether there is an upper limit to angriness. If there was, it would probably be determined by the size of your brain.
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30-Sep-03/5:07 PM |
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Writing a poem that is one syllable short of A haiku is sheer genius. 10
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| Re: Death, last resort of protection by TheVoiceless |
30-Sep-03/5:21 PM |
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| Re: I am Jack's Black magic, dude. by Shardik |
30-Sep-03/5:26 PM |
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Is that a poster which costs 3000 in some unit of currency, or a series 3000 poster, or a poster displaying the number 3000?
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| Re: The Love of -=Dark_Angel=- and J.B.Manning by ho_hum |
1-Oct-03/3:28 PM |
Sir Manning's new verse is fantastic,
It's lyrical, raw and scholastic,
I just think it's swell,
But in case you can't tell
I'm actually being sarcastic.
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| Re: Pelted with stones on the common by Bobjim |
1-Oct-03/3:31 PM |
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These are like some sort of pseudo-limericks. 10
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| Re: Ravens Flight - Voices of Spite (My First Ever Vilanelle) by Don-Quixote |
6-Oct-03/4:26 PM |
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I like the way you used the lawyer as a metaphor for incest. -9-
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| Re: the meeting by richa |
6-Oct-03/4:28 PM |
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Ponderous, yet somehow still very tactile. -8-
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| Re: silent struggle by princesszoe |
7-Oct-03/2:55 AM |
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Poetry is the lowest art-form known to man.
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| Re: Squeeze it out... by mrpresident |
7-Oct-03/2:57 AM |
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