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20 most recent comments by <~> (761-780) and replies

Re: a comment on throw-away by mindsigns 6-Feb-03/8:23 AM
would you object if i wrapped my unwanted child in an used tissue, spilt some jam on it, stuffed a lightbulb in it's mouth, and then threw it away?
Re: Love Under Will by Tyriana 5-Feb-03/1:48 PM
but still feels incomplete. what is your bond? (i mean, i know it's love, but i want more from this.)
Re: a comment on Star Bright by x311 5-Feb-03/1:34 PM
hahahahahaha
Re: a comment on Hermes Trigamestus (was not a monk edit) by Jeremi B. Handrinos 5-Feb-03/12:14 PM
thank you sweetie. i was curious, because, well, because. there are those who will broadcast these--no doubt. but they seem to have served you well. and with a tweak of wording here and there, could do for any profession. perhaps none so lucrative as hustling, but then, not all of us have the assets for that line of work. as always, thanks for your openness and honesty.


Re: a comment on poemrancour by JakeBike 5-Feb-03/7:46 AM
i have the flu, wingy-d. and a bacterial infection in my ears. my head is all swirly, so forgive me siirah. that is all.
Re: a comment on Hermes Trigamestus (was not a monk edit) by Jeremi B. Handrinos 4-Feb-03/4:23 PM
what are the 12 rules of hustling? please?
Re: a comment on poemrancour by JakeBike 4-Feb-03/10:45 AM
did you mean tip top of the moron, darling?
Re: a comment on Me and My Girl by NinjaPoet 4-Feb-03/10:43 AM
would i lie to you, speedy d? i have missed you so!!!
Re: a comment on 42 by brazen 4-Feb-03/5:59 AM
let them phrase the question right, ford. :)
Re: Untitled by LucidRevelation 3-Feb-03/3:52 PM
yep. mind is the culprit again.
Re: a comment on The Kansas City Chiefs suck by Jeremi B. Handrinos 3-Feb-03/3:45 PM
but...it's entertaining when you guys slap each other around.
i suppose a kiss and make up is out of the question this time? yeah, i guess so. oh well. leave a heartbeat, just for me, okay?>
Re: a comment on On The Bench Outside Gruhn's Guitars by <~> 3-Feb-03/3:18 PM
nashville.

(much less jing for beds in that town. although, i didn't get myself a tshirt.)
Re: a comment on One Moment to the Other (v2) by nentwined 2-Feb-03/9:08 PM
fine. slibe an illegiblr creain. clotted cream aside, to you, sirrah!

goode evening! godspeed! rest ye merrrie.
erp.
Re: a comment on One Moment to the Other (v2) by nentwined 2-Feb-03/8:29 PM
I speake with you, Sirrah. for future reference, please recall that: i'm in heaven, when you smile.
Re: a comment on One Moment to the Other (v2) by nentwined 2-Feb-03/8:20 PM
One moment, Goode Sir! I see that onefingeranswer also speakes of the sweet honeyed buns:
http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=7294

are these the buns to which you are referring, and are they, indeed, buttocks?
Re: a comment on One Moment to the Other (v2) by nentwined 2-Feb-03/8:17 PM
2 buns! (hmm, is that equal to a buttocks? her mind races back to the table of weights and measures she never really memorized in home ec. damn! she can't remember. rather than risk looking like a fool by asking "where's the rest of the body," she decides to treat the head and the two buns as separate entities, and replies graciously) thankee kindly, good sir. and a severed head! a brunette! most excellent choice! this completes my caucasion collection! (she is grateful he did not bring her another asian trophy; she's had to discard 3 already this week, and the trash man has been complaining about the weight of her bins.)

you are too kind!
Re: a comment on One Moment to the Other (v2) by nentwined 2-Feb-03/8:08 PM
you, sir, are a first order CAD! to tempte me with a bun, and deny me the questionnaire which would facilitate its delivery unto my rapacious palette! good day to you!
Re: a comment on One Moment to the Other (v2) by nentwined 2-Feb-03/7:57 PM
Where would one find said questionnaire? I am hungry. And have an answer for everything. (So says my mum.)


Bring it on, Sirrah!
Re: a comment on One Moment to the Other (v2) by nentwined 2-Feb-03/7:27 PM
um too late.
he has already had several guns to the head, and, no luck.

but, i'll take the pie and the bun, since he's no longer eligible. okay?

gee, thanks a lot, pally!

(um, i know it doesn't make up for you and your lungs splitting and all, but, I THINK YOU"RE SWELL!!!!!!)
Re: a comment on NASA Fireworks by TheDevil 2-Feb-03/4:44 PM
i'm in.


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