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poemrancour (Ode) by JakeBike
god'swife 21-Jan-03, 01:15 AM Go on, vote for yourself, and don't forget to launch mine off at the low end. Ornella Muti 21-Jan-03, 01:28 AM Wrong! I didn't vote on your poetry. But, thanks for making presumptions and giving me a zero. Notice, that all of my poems have at least 3 zeros, yet you don't hear me blaming you for it. Like I said, I'm not childish, and I don't play games. Resubmit your work if you'd like and I promise you that I won't vote on it. Please don't vote on mine as well. Thanks. zero 21-Jan-03, 10:39 AM She-Me Lovin' by Ornella Muti zero 21-Jan-03, 10:32 AM She-Me Lovin' by Ornella Muti zero 21-Jan-03, 10:30 AM She-Me Lovin' by Ornella Muti zero 21-Jan-03, 10:21 AM She-Me Lovin' by Ornella Muti zero 21-Jan-03, 10:17 AM zero 21-Jan-03, 10:15 AM I dont know what happened to my last comment, but I suggested that you were bing paranoid. Maybe you get a zero becasue somebody didnt like the poem? Ornella Muti 21-Jan-03, 10:44 AM And you keep giving me different scores every time too. I am almost getting a kick out of playing with you. Geez! So, it was 6 then a 7 then you went down to a 4. And then there is someone who is voting anonymously and she keeps giving me 10, 0, 8, then 0 again.......what a fucking joke. zero 21-Jan-03, 10:45 AM i gave you a seven. once. Ornella Muti 21-Jan-03, 10:49 AM so you didn't give me the 4? It doesn't matter. Go look at my other poems, they have all been crushed. Oh well, an idiot will always be an idiot, you can't fight with one. zero 21-Jan-03, 10:52 AM indeed, you cannot. good day to you. **Note: My comments were deleted at least 8 times. And then, it became funny. Agree to disagree, Ornella!if you want better scores, write better poems! that is all. good night!

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Arithmetic Mean: 2.142857
Weighted score: 4.231596
Overall Rank: 13204
Posted: January 21, 2003 11:00 AM PST; Last modified: January 21, 2003 11:04 AM PST
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[0] wOrnella Mutiw @ 198.81.26.167 | 21-Jan-03/11:08 AM | Reply
and how many have you written? none. go read condom breaks....you think that's a haiku deserving of a zero? I deleted your comments because you were annoying and you kept changing your score.
[n/a] JakeBike @ 167.206.181.179 > wOrnella Mutiw | 21-Jan-03/11:13 AM | Reply
Silly girl. zero is my mouthpiece. Or one of them. There are more than 200 poems with my stamp on them on this site.

Here's to your condoms always breaking! May ye be barefoote and Pregnant until the end of your days!
[0] wOrnella Mutiw @ 198.81.26.172 > JakeBike | 21-Jan-03/11:17 AM | Reply
Zzinia66 but of course. It's pleasure to interact with you again. Thank you for finding me so damn fascinating and for wasting your precious time dealing with a child like me.
[n/a] JakeBike @ 167.206.181.179 > wOrnella Mutiw | 21-Jan-03/11:26 AM | Reply
I am so glad you have it all figured out. Enjoy your assumptions! I am sure they will sustain you!
[0] wOrnella Mutiw @ 198.81.26.172 > JakeBike | 21-Jan-03/11:32 AM | Reply
Why don't you enlighten me with who you are so I can read some of your 200 poems. Perhaps I would be able to learn something. Then again if it's like the lovely ode above, perhaps not.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.8.98 > wOrnella Mutiw | 21-Jan-03/11:35 AM | Reply
-=AIDS=-
[0] wOrnella Mutiw @ 198.81.26.172 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 21-Jan-03/11:40 AM | Reply
200 really? it's more like 50 under DA of course. why would you feel the need to communicate with me under a different name?
[n/a] JakeBike @ 167.206.181.179 > wOrnella Mutiw | 21-Jan-03/11:41 AM | Reply
what matter what name i choose when you delete anything honest?
[n/a] JakeBike @ 167.206.181.179 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 21-Jan-03/11:42 AM | Reply
indubitably, Good Sir.
[n/a] poetandknowit @ 65.101.211.152 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 21-Jan-03/12:14 PM | Reply
Excuse me kind sir, but I do indeede own the copyright on this. See patent #58316251, section 16, verse 7, sentence three. So I must ask you to either put a trademark symbol after it, put it in quotations with a footnote and biographical reference to myself, or simply send me USD26.37 for the usage fee. I accept cash, check, visa, and mastercard. Thank you sir. I appreciate your cooperation in advance.
[n/a] JakeBike @ 167.206.181.179 > poetandknowit | 21-Jan-03/12:17 PM | Reply
will you take a personal cheque?
[n/a] JakeBike @ 167.206.181.179 > poetandknowit | 21-Jan-03/12:18 PM | Reply
what about paypal?
[n/a] JakeBike @ 167.206.181.179 > wOrnella Mutiw | 21-Jan-03/12:27 PM | Reply
Well, Ornella, while this has been fun, I have a lovely young virgin slotted for deflowering this evening, and it is the dinner hour. Adieu! Bin Soir! Bonne Chance!
[n/a] ==Doylum @ 62.64.160.35 > JakeBike | 4-Feb-03/7:12 AM | Reply
yeah silly girl, cause zeros done lots of stuff, and if you can't work out who it is then your really silly, so there. I think you should spend all your time trying to work out who writes stuff under different user names, afterall its such a clever concept!!!!!!!!!!JIOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLJIGTIPTopOfTheMorinToYou
[n/a] <~> @ 67.84.171.238 > ==Doylum | 4-Feb-03/10:45 AM | Reply
did you mean tip top of the moron, darling?
[n/a] ==Doylum @ 62.64.221.60 > <~> | 5-Feb-03/7:34 AM | Reply
No i did not!
Why whatever do you mean by suggesting such a thing?
tip top of the doylum - hair of the dog
a bit of what ales ye?
You called me darling, now i know your being nasty. what happened to sirrah?
[n/a] <~> @ 67.84.171.238 > ==Doylum | 5-Feb-03/7:46 AM | Reply
i have the flu, wingy-d. and a bacterial infection in my ears. my head is all swirly, so forgive me siirah. that is all.
[n/a] nentwined @ 66.92.183.35 | 21-Jan-03/11:12 AM | Reply
crack! crack crack crack! :squaw: crack!
[1] Bill Z Bub @ 24.112.224.232 | 21-Jan-03/11:52 AM | Reply
Wow. What a fucking waste of time.
[n/a] JakeBike @ 167.206.181.179 > Bill Z Bub | 21-Jan-03/11:56 AM | Reply
someone had to do it.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.8.98 > JakeBike | 21-Jan-03/12:00 PM | Reply
didn't
[n/a] JakeBike @ 167.206.181.179 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 21-Jan-03/12:03 PM | Reply
true. shall i delete it then?
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.8.98 > JakeBike | 21-Jan-03/12:26 PM | Reply
I don't know. Shall you?
[7] famenglory @ 151.205.195.147 | 21-Jan-03/7:16 PM | Reply
well i like it... is that wrong?
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