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20 most recent comments by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w (141-160) and replies

Re: a comment on horus8 accepts black cock for cash by King Abdullah II 22-Apr-04/7:18 AM
CHRISTIANS & HOLY SPIRIT
Are temples of (1Co 3:16; 6:19). Are filled with (Ac 2:4, 33; 4:8, 31; 6:5; 8:17; 11:24; 13:9, 52; Eph 5:18; 2Ti 1:14). Have fellowship with (Ro 8:9, 11; 1Co 3:16; 6:19; 2Co 13:14; Php 2:1). Receive deposit of (2Co 1:22; 5:5; Eph 1:13-14). Are sealed with (2Co 1:22; Eph 1:13; 4:30). Have righteousness, peace, and joy in (Ro 14:17; 15:13; 1Th 1:6). Are unified by (1Co 12:13). Testify that Jesus is Lord by (Jn 15:26; 16:14; 1Co 12:3).
Re: The Negro by Everyone 22-Apr-04/1:22 AM
This is the best poem I have read for ages. Is this a collaborative effort? It's absolutely superb.

I admire the economy of language. SupremeDreamer should take note.

He travails;
His anfractuous metacarpals impinge upon the alluvium,
His cauterized and atramentous integument is begrimed with feculence:
He's besmirched.

-10-
Re: a comment on questions by ggawrysi 21-Apr-04/5:43 AM
All phrases must begin: "I like to ..."
Re: a comment on questions by ggawrysi 21-Apr-04/5:43 AM
Have you set up another random phrase generator? I do hope so.
Re: Ravings of a dreamer by SupremeDreamer 21-Apr-04/5:41 AM
SEAGOON: I must warn you that this is a case of ipso facto corincarborundum filius.
ECCLES: Ohohoooo. What do all dem woords mean den?
SEAGOON: I don't know, but they make me sound intelligent. In any case, they fooled you.
ECCLES: Oh, yeah well, you needn't have used such long words, small words fool me just the same.
Re: a comment on questions by ggawrysi 21-Apr-04/5:37 AM
By the way ...

author: violetsuede
(11/24/03 7:51 am)
comment: I'm kind of in a rut right now. I'm at my fattest that I've ever been (5'7, 260) and I want to lose some weight but I'm lazy and I have this addiction to food. Unlike what some of the webpages I've read, I don't have low self-esteem but my weight gain as of late has definitely left me feeling not so great about myself. Whenever I try to diet or change my eating habits, it never lasts. It's almost like going through withdrawl- I'm sure you all understand. If I could just stop eating, I would, but that is impossible if I want to continue on in life. My boyfriend and I talked tonight about it all and he is willing to help motivate me but I'm afraid it won't be enough. For those of you currently losing weight, what is your secret? What methods have you found work best? I don't know if I'm ready for this but maybe I never will feel ready so there is no time like the present! Thank you in advance!

http://pub222.ezboard.com/featingdisorders92123compulsiveovereatingdisorder.showMessage?topicID=542.topic

Re: a comment on questions by ggawrysi 21-Apr-04/5:32 AM
Quite literally "in the face of violetsuede".
Re: Ravings of a dreamer by SupremeDreamer 21-Apr-04/5:13 AM
http://www.iol.ie/~ejordan/horse1.WAV
Re: a comment on questions by ggawrysi 21-Apr-04/5:00 AM
"I have no experience with Alan Partridge ..."

In which case, sir, prepare to gain some valuable experience:

"Alan: It’s very Cluedo this house, isn’t it? Colonel Mustard in the en-suite bathroom with the lead pipe. Battered."

See http://www.gazmac.freeserve.co.uk/aha1.htm

Re: Chocolate Rabbit Ears & Gay Sex by Bachus 16-Apr-04/1:34 AM
http://tinyurl.com/8ty
Re: a comment on Watching The Rose Grow by Blindpoetry 2-Apr-04/3:00 AM
Much as I hate to piss on your chips, I regret to inform you that the invention generator was funnier when it was simpler. It used to come up with simple gems like "A TRAMP DISPLAY CASE". Now it produces "a beard-enriched unspeakably illegal sandwichling which oozes evacuation-foreskin mess which can be used to repel an outhousesplat filled with pie byproducts". This invention is simply too complicated to be funny. Besides which, it's a meaningless description of a sandwich, not the name of an invention. It fails. You fail. Thanks. -10-

Incidentally, I suggest you set up a website which produces the name of a new invention everytime the user clicks "Refresh". Or is that beyond the bounds of modern computer science?
Re: end of era by the indign 25-Mar-04/9:27 AM
Gadzooks!
Re: The Beautiful Chase by smlink84 25-Mar-04/9:26 AM
Gosh!
Re: Reunion by syrusstone 25-Mar-04/9:26 AM
Zounds!
Re: Misplaced Life by Richard 25-Mar-04/9:25 AM
Egad!
Re: Style / Ffordd by Nicholas Jones 25-Mar-04/9:25 AM
Golly!
Re: Stratifying the Stress by Russell 25-Mar-04/9:24 AM
Darn!
Re: My Sister's a Ninja by fevriere 25-Mar-04/9:24 AM
Cripes!
Re: a comment on My Boyfriend's Afro Pick by horus8 16-Mar-04/9:46 AM
I suggest you peruse the other titles available from "The Sun Rising Poetry Press":

1. Anastasia Clark, "Grieving with Poetry"

2. Pam Kimmell (ed.), "Cosmic Brownies: Poems About Lessons Learned in Life"

3.Suzan L. Wiener, "Many Facets of Love: A Collection of Love Poems"

4. Er ...

5. That's it.

I'm thinking of following the example of Jezza Brizza Hazza: I too may decide to turn my own life into a monument to the incredibly naff and the unutterably kitsch.
Re: Lunacy by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 3-Mar-04/6:50 AM
Hey guys! Crytsal Lane Swift here! I think this poem's like totally awesome and I give it -10-


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