Re: Bottom half of a phone by That One	26-Apr-04/2:53 AM
Circumcise yourselves to the LORD, and take away the foreskins of your heart, ye men of Judah and inhabitants of Jerusalem: lest my fury come forth like fire, and burn that none can quench it, because of the evil of your doings.
Re: The Song of Summer Youth (II) by cleverdevice	26-Apr-04/2:52 AM
And ye shall circumcise the flesh of your foreskin; and it shall be a token of the covenant betwixt me and you.
Re: a comment on Equality by sarah	26-Apr-04/1:26 AM
Indeed http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&;ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=kittens+knead&meta=
Re: The True Irony by thepinkbunnyofdoom	26-Apr-04/1:17 AM
WHAT IS A MULLET TOSS? WHY TOSS A MULLET? WHEN DOES THE ACTUAL TOSSING OF THE MULLET BEGIN? WHAT HAPPENS TO MULLET AFTER THE MULLET TOSS? HOW MANY PEOPLE USUALLY COME TO THE MULLET TOSS? WHAT ARE THE RULES FOR TOSSING A MULLET? Go to http://www.florabama.com/Special%20Events/ Mullet%20Toss/mullet_toss_faq.htm "Celebrity Tossers at High Noon Saturday"
Re: a comment on Radiation Reflections by sarah	26-Apr-04/1:16 AM
Your syntax just gets worse and worse, you heavily- back-fatted old soak.
Re: a comment on Radiation Reflections by sarah	26-Apr-04/1:15 AM
WHAT IS A MULLET TOSS? WHY TOSS A MULLET? WHEN DOES THE ACTUAL TOSSING OF THE MULLET BEGIN? WHAT HAPPENS TO MULLET AFTER THE MULLET TOSS? HOW MANY PEOPLE USUALLY COME TO THE MULLET TOSS? WHAT ARE THE RULES FOR TOSSING A MULLET? Go to http://www.florabama.com/Special%20Events/Mullet%20Toss/mullet_toss_faq.htm "Celebrity Tossers at High Noon Saturday"
Re: a comment on Radiation Reflections by sarah	26-Apr-04/1:00 AM
Because I want to write offensive limericks about you. Unfortunately, nothing rhymes with Duffy except fluffy, guffy, huffy, scruffy and stuffy.
Re: a comment on Dear M Foucault, or, How I knew our relationship was doomed by zodiac	23-Apr-04/11:02 AM
GOOGLE SEARCH RESULTS "life is a game" = about 25,000 "life's a game" = about 8,430 TOTAL: 33,430 "life is not a game" = about 5,720 "life isn't a game" = about 588 TOTAL: 6,308 "life is a thing in which games take place" = nil TOTAL: nil Having applied a suitably democratic method of inquiring into the merits of your propositions, I find myself in the regrettable position of having to make the following announcement: you fail.
Re: a comment on Radiation Reflections by sarah	23-Apr-04/10:43 AM
I gave you -10- though. What's your surname?
Re: a comment on The Negro by Everyone	23-Apr-04/9:12 AM
He slouches; When [his] Master's gone to bed, He sneaks [away] [behind] the shed And crouches. Better?
Re: Radiation Reflections by sarah	23-Apr-04/7:38 AM
It's good to see that you're not afraid to adopt such a light-hearted and amusing approach to such potentially serious matters. -10-
Re: a comment on The Negro by Everyone	23-Apr-04/7:01 AM
Or, indeed, "he soils such moveables and/or immoveables as with which he may (from time to time) come into contact"?
Re: a comment on Blinking by zodiac	23-Apr-04/4:27 AM
I read your comment about "the idea of pulling one's cock out" before reading the poem upon which you were commenting. For at least thirty seconds, I sat with a bewildered look on my risibly large face, having mistakenly assumed that the phrase "pulling one's cock out" was intended to mean "detaching one's cock from one's body" (in the same way that pulling one's tooth out would signify the extraction of one's tooth from one's mouth). Have you ever been fascinated with the idea of detaching one's cock from one's body? Have you ever spent most of your day assessing the probable consequences of detaching one's cock from one's body in whatever circumstances you happen to be in? I know I have.
Re: a comment on questions by ggawrysi	22-Apr-04/8:21 AM
Talking of cartoons of Hitler, I suggest you take a peek at this extraordinary series: http://tinyurl.com/2bhfc
Re: a comment on Biography I (1996) by halofriendly	22-Apr-04/8:15 AM
Incidentally, when you speak of "Five Star", are you referring to the popular 1980s beat combo of the same name? Wipe that bewildered look off your face and go to http://tinyurl.com/2jmsz -10-
Re: perfection show by halofriendly	22-Apr-04/8:05 AM
Hello Clara! Welcome to Poemranker! Thanks for posting such a great poem! A/S/L?
Re: a comment on The Negro by Everyone	22-Apr-04/8:04 AM
THIS IS A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT NEGRO HOUR WILL BE ENDING IN TEN MINUTES JESU HOUR WILL COMMENCE AS SOON AS NEGRO HOUR ENDS LATER TODAY YOU WILL BE ENCOURAGED TO PARTICIPATE IN NAKED MUD WRESTLING WITH TEENAGE CHRISTIAN VIRGINS PLEASE EAT YOUR GREENS
Re: untitled by halofriendly	22-Apr-04/7:45 AM
Is this poem based on your own personal experience?
Re: in the hands by halofriendly	22-Apr-04/7:42 AM
"You want to smear excrement all over me and my mom, but there is none to be found at this hour." But seriously ... I don't understand the idea of "smearing sunshine". -10-
Re: Biography I (1996) by halofriendly	22-Apr-04/7:38 AM
IT IS HEREBY DECREED THAT: 1. The phrase "five-star classy guy" is ferociously redolent of Milton Keynes circa 1988; 2. The phrase "pet peeve" is frighteningly reminiscent of Grimsby circa 1992; 3. The phrase "my self-esteem fluctuates" is disturbingly evocative of Hull circa 1998.