poemranker ::20 most recent comments by Fraser Allonby Q.C. (121-140) and replies

Comments bywFraser Allonby Q.C.w, 121–140 back, including replies. Only comments on poems

on Bottom half of a phone by That One 26 Apr 2004, 2:53 AM
Circumcise yourselves to the LORD, and take away the foreskins of your heart, ye men of Judah and inhabitants of Jerusalem: lest my fury come forth like fire, and burn that none can quench it, because of the evil of your doings.
on The Song of Summer Youth (II) by cleverdevice 26 Apr 2004, 2:52 AM
And ye shall circumcise the flesh of your foreskin; and it shall be a token of the covenant betwixt me and you.
replying on Equality by sarah 26 Apr 2004, 1:26 AM
Indeed

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&;ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=kittens+knead&meta=
on The True Irony by thepinkbunnyofdoom 26 Apr 2004, 1:17 AM
WHAT IS A MULLET TOSS?
WHY TOSS A MULLET?
WHEN DOES THE ACTUAL TOSSING OF THE MULLET BEGIN?
WHAT HAPPENS TO MULLET AFTER THE MULLET TOSS?
HOW MANY PEOPLE USUALLY COME TO THE MULLET TOSS?
WHAT ARE THE RULES FOR TOSSING A MULLET?

Go to http://www.florabama.com/Special%20Events/ Mullet%20Toss/mullet_toss_faq.htm

"Celebrity Tossers at High Noon Saturday"
replying on Radiation Reflections by sarah 26 Apr 2004, 1:16 AM
Your syntax just gets worse and worse, you heavily- back-fatted old soak.
replying on Radiation Reflections by sarah 26 Apr 2004, 1:15 AM
WHAT IS A MULLET TOSS?
WHY TOSS A MULLET?
WHEN DOES THE ACTUAL TOSSING OF THE MULLET BEGIN?
WHAT HAPPENS TO MULLET AFTER THE MULLET TOSS?
HOW MANY PEOPLE USUALLY COME TO THE MULLET TOSS?
WHAT ARE THE RULES FOR TOSSING A MULLET?

Go to http://www.florabama.com/Special%20Events/Mullet%20Toss/mullet_toss_faq.htm

"Celebrity Tossers at High Noon Saturday"
replying on Radiation Reflections by sarah 26 Apr 2004, 1:00 AM
Because I want to write offensive limericks about you. Unfortunately, nothing rhymes with Duffy except fluffy, guffy, huffy, scruffy and stuffy.
replying on Dear M Foucault, or, How I knew our relationship was doomed by zodiac 23 Apr 2004, 11:02 AM
GOOGLE SEARCH RESULTS

"life is a game" = about 25,000
"life's a game" = about 8,430

TOTAL: 33,430

"life is not a game" = about 5,720
"life isn't a game" = about 588

TOTAL: 6,308

"life is a thing in which games take place" = nil

TOTAL: nil

Having applied a suitably democratic method of inquiring into the merits of your propositions, I find myself in the regrettable position of having to make the following announcement: you fail.
replying on Radiation Reflections by sarah 23 Apr 2004, 10:43 AM
I gave you -10- though.

What's your surname?

replying on The Negro by Everyone 23 Apr 2004, 9:12 AM
He slouches;
When [his] Master's gone to bed,
He sneaks [away] [behind] the shed
And crouches.

Better?
on Radiation Reflections by sarah 23 Apr 2004, 7:38 AM
It's good to see that you're not afraid to adopt such a light-hearted and amusing approach to such potentially serious matters.

-10-
replying on The Negro by Everyone 23 Apr 2004, 7:01 AM
Or, indeed, "he soils such moveables and/or immoveables as with which he may (from time to time) come into contact"?
replying on Blinking by zodiac 23 Apr 2004, 4:27 AM
I read your comment about "the idea of pulling one's cock out" before reading the poem upon which you were commenting. For at least thirty seconds, I sat with a bewildered look on my risibly large face, having mistakenly assumed that the phrase "pulling one's cock out" was intended to mean "detaching one's cock from one's body" (in the same way that pulling one's tooth out would signify the extraction of one's tooth from one's mouth).

Have you ever been fascinated with the idea of detaching one's cock from one's body? Have you ever spent most of your day assessing the probable consequences of detaching one's cock from one's body in whatever circumstances you happen to be in?

I know I have.
replying on questions by ggawrysi 22 Apr 2004, 8:21 AM
Talking of cartoons of Hitler, I suggest you take a peek at this extraordinary series:

http://tinyurl.com/2bhfc
replying on Biography I (1996) by halofriendly 22 Apr 2004, 8:15 AM
Incidentally, when you speak of "Five Star", are you referring to the popular 1980s beat combo of the same name?

Wipe that bewildered look off your face and go to http://tinyurl.com/2jmsz

-10-
on perfection show by halofriendly 22 Apr 2004, 8:05 AM
Hello Clara!

Welcome to Poemranker!

Thanks for posting such a great poem!

A/S/L?
replying on The Negro by Everyone 22 Apr 2004, 8:04 AM
THIS IS A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT

NEGRO HOUR WILL BE ENDING IN TEN MINUTES

JESU HOUR WILL COMMENCE AS SOON AS NEGRO HOUR ENDS

LATER TODAY YOU WILL BE ENCOURAGED TO PARTICIPATE IN NAKED MUD WRESTLING WITH TEENAGE CHRISTIAN VIRGINS

PLEASE EAT YOUR GREENS
on untitled by halofriendly 22 Apr 2004, 7:45 AM
Is this poem based on your own personal experience?
on in the hands by halofriendly 22 Apr 2004, 7:42 AM
"You want to smear excrement all
over
me and my mom, but
there is none to be found
at this hour."

But seriously ... I don't understand the idea of "smearing sunshine".

-10-
on Biography I (1996) by halofriendly 22 Apr 2004, 7:38 AM
IT IS HEREBY DECREED THAT:

1. The phrase "five-star classy guy" is ferociously redolent of Milton Keynes circa 1988;

2. The phrase "pet peeve" is frighteningly reminiscent of Grimsby circa 1992;

3. The phrase "my self-esteem fluctuates" is disturbingly evocative of Hull circa 1998.