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20 most recent comments by Shardik (501-520) and replies

Re: The Guardian, page nineteen by Nicholas Jones 4-Mar-03/5:49 PM
The laws of the universe states that to be quite normal Mr. Jones.
Re: a comment on The Drunkest ever by horus8 4-Mar-03/5:03 PM
The thought of returning to flick in a match real quick is quite tempting though. lol. thanks, i'll use that for part 'the dos'.
Re: a comment on Pinjur by Shardik 21-Feb-03/9:30 PM
I don't know about all that, but i know when i score a good comment here. my phone rings? and yes i hung up, again. Why?
i-do-not-want-a-person-like-you-period-on-any-level-ever. here, in chinese; hokay sa juki she go shai pie nkee ho.
that was basically the same sentence but with emphasise.
Stop calling my house, or cell(wether you can "get the number or not?" [that comment alone of yours? is frightening let me just say that and warn psycology students to pay attention to ttttthese symptoms, it could save your life and your patients]) don't you get it? no comprende? no me, no you, no together. you crazy, you bug, you not trust worthy, you bad..you make big noise go bang bang with mouth all day all night, you no care, all me do not talk to you. why, me no want to.see you nomo.that suppose mean you leave me alone see that how real peoples fuction. get the drift yet?
Re: Eros, and Psycho by horus8 21-Feb-03/9:05 PM
Why do you consistantly dwell upon your mother horus? Look at the people you attract to you by doing that. You can't fix Marrianne, let her go Grendal. just bring flowers when she breaks the ground as we all must do. then break wind.
Re: Horus8 Vs. Book Learning by TanHand 21-Feb-03/9:00 PM
Ha! Ha! true true, but i do that with or without you or love, that dear is why i'm an artist revered by my peers as skilled in the art of scotch taping while proclaimimg myself the pyrgayte sunflower of the china seas. besides... some party's are just dying for rainbows like me to do a little dance, thanks for fueling the legend of (ding dong) fuck, pink dot... where was i, ah yes the legend of 'begger lance' the golfing dr. tickling, BITER OF EARLOBES! Gemstones when worn by a lady, should be real and peridot, not fake and plastic. A biting was called for by the supreme bringer of bites, i could not stop the order, and the week before you was another in venice when i threw my shoes in a tree with a painting lass of mine and then impaled my palm while fetching them back upon the bamboo, you are just the tail at the end of the beast called... 'thee belted beast of notchingham'..
Re: a comment on Pinjur by Shardik 21-Feb-03/8:50 PM
Everyone knows horus8's favourite poetess's are shaskowski and razorgrin and z.
Re: a comment on Pinjur by Shardik 21-Feb-03/8:47 PM
I've done that more than once let's just say to fags, weirdo's like you, and even alone on a whim.lol. oh, your comment to this is really above on a mr. pigs, though granted i'm not he, i trust him better.
Re: a comment on Pinjur by Shardik 21-Feb-03/8:46 PM
Mr, Pig, want to hear something funny? at the bottom of this page is a girl hung up on me for singing billy idol karoke nonetheless.
She follows me like the plague mounting attack after attack, stepping on women and children none the better. It's that easy. Except, once i sang billy to a drunk dwarf with a rubber duckie... he kicked me in the balls? life is funny, huh?
Re: a comment on Pinjur by Shardik 21-Feb-03/6:57 PM
Was it suppose to have something to do with pinjur. lol.
Re: a comment on Crucifixion by Mr Pig 21-Feb-03/1:07 AM
I will tell you this though, read all of my poems and you will see
what it is your looking for is not in my style, you are so obviously english, i am an american nomad, a toss out, an autodidact and most of all looking for something other than you. i don't mind people drawing similarities, and i do think you have your own style, so tell me why do i get phone calls from people calling me a pig, mr. pig. care to share your recipe.
i warn you though... i'm not one to cater events, so be quick or void. who knows perhaps... we might talk outside of this barrel scraping ballyhoo.
Re: Crucifixion by Mr Pig 21-Feb-03/12:58 AM
hee hee. you are good i'll give you that. zzinnia thinks you are me psycho chick part ten thinks that you are me, but you are not me. so, trickster... i will call you loki in compliment and say good show. nice revision. here are your tens. enjoy your secret. URSA MAJOR HONEY CONE AWARDE! 10. ps. i would wager you are cadacus, but hightened and evolved...the blooding was an exceptional poem, but really, i can see the difference in our poetry, obviously. why they cannot eludes me.
overall though it is neither here nor there.
Re: a comment on Eros, and Psycho by horus8 21-Feb-03/12:47 AM
I suppose that will do.
Re: Crucifixion by Mr Pig 20-Feb-03/1:28 PM
This is profound, but CAN YOU FUCKING COUNT FOR THE UPTILIANTH TIME 18 18 18 18 IT NEEDS TO BE 17 17 17 . NOW this is a choice haiku. lose the AS inh S2, and i'll ten it many times taking you into the mid sixes 666 (i have lobbyists abroad on the hill, see).
Re: Resurrection (for Gods Wife) by Mr Pig 20-Feb-03/1:25 PM
first line was mighty mighty boss tones, the last line unfortunately, was not.
Re: Revelation ( 666 ) by Mr Pig 20-Feb-03/1:23 PM
What if the earth consmes the sun after it has turned into a red dwarf, naturally than the earth breaks solar wind? groovy.
Re: The Blooding by Mr Pig 18-Feb-03/5:14 PM
Listen, could you write a poem about how you and me are two entirely different people that write nothing like one another? thanks. It's just that i'm getting phone calls were people are claiming you're me, and we're not. I'm sure you can respect the seriousness of the situation. thanks.
Re: The Voice of the Night (dedicated to Mr. PIG) by Sylvia Bravo 18-Feb-03/2:12 PM
fresh.
Re: lilah by Sapphire 17-Feb-03/11:19 PM
Well. You would know. I believe that your images could tie in some how, more easily to what you are attempting to say here. If you did not push them so.
Re: To Laugh Or Cry by casey 17-Feb-03/11:16 PM
Or the girl that can chop off your pee pee with a potato peeler?
Re: For my wife by INTRANSIT 17-Feb-03/6:50 PM
must you mix the doves with Saturn? you'll rupture the mammal space continueum and force darwin to dry hump kubric in a swimming pool full of nestle's strawberry milk... what? lol.


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