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20 most recent comments by Shardik (341-360) and replies

Re: My last ever poemranker transmission by King Abdullah II 3-Jul-03/11:40 AM
I do believe sir this news to be false. I have all Macs not pcs. I read your History paper Nick, It was great. I'm going to have to plagerize it, naturally. Please, forgive me. Do you know what the B. stands for? Beakism.
Re: a comment on My last ever poemranker transmission by King Abdullah II 3-Jul-03/11:34 AM
Richard! lol. Dick.
Re: a comment on My last ever poemranker transmission by King Abdullah II 3-Jul-03/11:33 AM
Yes, we would assume.
Re: a comment on Teen Hardcore by Johnnie Baptiste 2-Jul-03/9:35 PM
Perhaps his penis reached up out of self contained flat ware pants with a zipper made out of meteorite juice and shook some sense into him then whispered into his ear, "pee pee" and he went plum livid. That's the problem with wanking on poemranker, your wank gets a mind of it's own, and pulls a fast one on you.
Re: a comment on An enchillada called revenge! by horus8 2-Jul-03/5:18 PM
Yes, critically. I jerked off on her tits & she got pregnant. It cost me 350.00 and I just dropped her off and didn't come back. lol. Because, she talked so much shit it was just unbearable. I had a dream one night that she blackmailed me for everything everday for the rest of my life, and she did and would, a true Eve fucking Lilith with a carrot called the devil. I unfortunately was the carrot sadly eaten but gladly biodigradable.
Re: The Artists Creation by Kitch 2-Jul-03/5:06 PM
It's.
like "I love you"
hyenna might be two n's?

You're improving.
Re: Mistaken Battlefields by Brian Tiensvold 26-Jun-03/6:17 PM
Imagine someone reading this out loud with a lisp. lol.
Re: i gotta sign by helpfulpoems 26-Jun-03/6:07 PM
F/u
Re: The Twenty-Fifth of Whenevber by OneFingerAnswer 26-Jun-03/6:05 PM
Geez man, don't be, so was I.
Re: Twenty Cigarette Burns Ago by DurtKL 24-Jun-03/11:11 PM
What, No Tylenol?
Re: a comment on Maman: Psychic Tophet by SupremeDreamer 24-Jun-03/8:17 PM
Well, now that you mention that, go all the way to 666 and call it resurrecting Papan the redux.
Re: a comment on Maman: Psychic Tophet by SupremeDreamer 24-Jun-03/8:14 PM
As in "A mature poet always checks his spelling, pro-bob-lee".
Aint that right.
Re: a comment on Maman: Psychic Tophet by SupremeDreamer 24-Jun-03/8:09 PM
Oops, you are getting rusty. You mean "probably".
Re: a comment on Maman: Psychic Tophet by SupremeDreamer 24-Jun-03/8:05 PM
Very original question, wouldn't you?
Re: a comment on Maman: Psychic Tophet by SupremeDreamer 24-Jun-03/5:16 PM
Yes, it is.
Re: a comment on Hot Potato by Shardik 18-Jun-03/10:55 PM
I see you're rather witty tonight. Have you seen the princess and the warrior? I'm both.
Re: a comment on Hot Potato by Shardik 18-Jun-03/10:00 PM
Is it effective?
Re: The truths of war by DeadtotheWorld 18-Jun-03/10:00 PM
Yes.
Re: Pleas Dont.. by MysticalRaven88 18-Jun-03/9:57 PM
How about a boiled potato at 87 mph right up the &^$%^.
Re: Should I Go? by RobinGayle 18-Jun-03/9:53 PM
Birth control is an option.


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