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Hot Potato (Haiku) by Shardik
I said "Try next door?" To the Jehova witness My neighbors are Jews.

Up the ladder: Wonder
Down the ladder: Grandpa's boat

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Posted: June 18, 2003 9:26 PM PDT; Last modified: June 18, 2003 9:26 PM PDT
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[6] OneFingerAnswer @ 216.138.10.3 | 18-Jun-03/9:38 PM | Reply
I just ask them if they're ready for the coming of the snake. When they look confused I whip out my penis.
[n/a] Shardik @ 24.126.113.154 > OneFingerAnswer | 18-Jun-03/10:00 PM | Reply
Is it effective?
[6] OneFingerAnswer @ 216.138.10.3 > Shardik | 18-Jun-03/10:50 PM | Reply
In oh so many ways. I used to keep tallies of responses:

Blow Jobs: 10
Lectures: 11
Compliments: 6
"Mind if we step inside?": 8
Attempted Castrations: 2

Ahhh.... The Witnesses are such friendly people. Like midgets, only taller.
[n/a] Shardik @ 24.126.113.154 > OneFingerAnswer | 18-Jun-03/10:55 PM | Reply
I see you're rather witty tonight. Have you seen the princess and the warrior? I'm both.
[6] OneFingerAnswer @ 216.138.10.3 > Shardik | 18-Jun-03/11:01 PM | Reply
Well if you're Xena I get to be Ares or Autolycus. Either way I love you and I'm good looking but you're after Gabrielle. Damn.
[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos @ 24.126.113.154 > OneFingerAnswer | 18-Jun-03/11:26 PM | Reply
my pussy cat purrs both ways.
[6] OneFingerAnswer @ 216.138.10.3 > Jeremi B. Handrinos | 18-Jun-03/11:41 PM | Reply
°¿°

Hmmmmmm..... I'll keep that in mind
[10] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > OneFingerAnswer | 19-Jun-03/8:50 AM | Reply
A Ghazel (pronounced ghussel) is done a few different ways here's one way.

Melatonin III (The relapse) (Other) by <{Baba^Yaga}>

We aren't speaking again at some hole in the wall dive
My eyes burn like hell, and I'm out of cigarettes.

I can see through everyone, but the stale coffee;
As my hair falls out in clumps all through breakfast.

If there was a jukebox I would not low kick it
Out of bed, out of mind, and out of moments.

When you took my hand, I gave you them both bitch,
but your prayers are listless and fucking self-centered.

Your prayers are listless and completely self-centered.

I even bet that we'll end up doing lunch here again
On some other day, I won't care to vaguely remember.

Finding you, to me, was like a 3rd-degree-grease/burn
Sometimes, I wish I was as senseless as you try to be.

Heading back to those silos, and their gold bloody shucks
I can hear a tractor that needs an oil change real bad.

If by chance you purposely wake me before reveille
I hope you choke dead on that horn and die a winded mute.

Your music was my dream; Better left your Nightmare.
[7] DeadtotheWorld @ 12.80.127.42 | 18-Jun-03/10:02 PM | Reply
7 man this made me laugh for some reason it's good tho
[8] INTRANSIT @ 152.163.252.164 | 19-Jun-03/6:06 AM | Reply
yer killin' me.
[7] richa @ 195.92.194.14 | 19-Jun-03/10:11 AM | Reply
yes, best way
they'll all kill eachother in the end
[8] Caducus @ 62.105.88.10 | 20-Jun-03/1:47 AM | Reply
YYYYYYep ! that'll get rid of em ! 8
[8] Robert K Foster @ 209.68.71.126 | 20-Jun-03/5:14 AM | Reply
my neighbors are jews
a 5 syllable last line for you.
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