Haiku № 53371 Hot Potato by Shardik Member since 2003 · Posted 18 Jun 2003 · 13 comments I said "Try next door?" To the Jehova witness My neighbors are Jews. Rate it 0 is the worst, 10 the best. Pick a number, add a comment if you like, then send it. Keys: 0–9 pick, Enter sends. 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Worst Best Send crowd 7.0 mean 7.00 weighted 6.46 rank 708 views 284 View voting details → 14 votes so far. Yours would make 15.14 votes so far A random poem →N
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Ahhh.... The Witnesses are such friendly people. Like midgets, only taller.
Hmmmmmm..... I'll keep that in mind
Melatonin III (The relapse) (Other) by <{Baba^Yaga}>
We aren't speaking again at some hole in the wall dive
My eyes burn like hell, and I'm out of cigarettes.
I can see through everyone, but the stale coffee;
As my hair falls out in clumps all through breakfast.
If there was a jukebox I would not low kick it
Out of bed, out of mind, and out of moments.
When you took my hand, I gave you them both bitch,
but your prayers are listless and fucking self-centered.
Your prayers are listless and completely self-centered.
I even bet that we'll end up doing lunch here again
On some other day, I won't care to vaguely remember.
Finding you, to me, was like a 3rd-degree-grease/burn
Sometimes, I wish I was as senseless as you try to be.
Heading back to those silos, and their gold bloody shucks
I can hear a tractor that needs an oil change real bad.
If by chance you purposely wake me before reveille
I hope you choke dead on that horn and die a winded mute.
Your music was my dream; Better left your Nightmare.
they'll all kill eachother in the end
a 5 syllable last line for you.
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