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Hot Potato (Haiku) by Shardik

I said "Try next door?" To the Jehova witness My neighbors are Jews.

OneFingerAnswer 18-Jun-03/10:50 PM
In oh so many ways. I used to keep tallies of responses:

Blow Jobs: 10
Lectures: 11
Compliments: 6
"Mind if we step inside?": 8
Attempted Castrations: 2

Ahhh.... The Witnesses are such friendly people. Like midgets, only taller.




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