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Teen Hardcore (Free verse) by Johnnie Baptiste
Just kidding S U C K E R S

Up the ladder: This aint love, its shit
Down the ladder: There's no point

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Arithmetic Mean: 4.8333335
Weighted score: 4.9551764
Overall Rank: 8719
Posted: July 2, 2003 2:05 AM PDT; Last modified: July 2, 2003 2:05 AM PDT
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[n/a] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ 24.209.21.223 | 2-Jul-03/3:47 AM | Reply
Well thank goodness. Now if you excuse me I have to take my heart attack, medication.
[0] SupremeDreamer @ 204.31.168.13 | 2-Jul-03/6:16 AM | Reply
The joke isn't funny, or amusing. Your above comment saying "just kidding" seems to me to suggest that your poem was just a silly stab of humor... Due to the long amount of time you did take to respond with this, I think your attempting to save your ass from the cannon fire from the poets that the -joke- did injustice to.. alot of poets were poetically steped on by your poem.

And now you pathetically claim to be merely kidding? I don't buy it shithead. I'm unable to accept this explaination.
[n/a] Johnnie Baptiste @ 195.157.153.253 > SupremeDreamer | 2-Jul-03/6:23 AM | Reply
What are you talking about? I was warned by a friend that this site was full of lunatics. Then you come along and prove him right.
[0] SupremeDreamer @ 66.81.157.100 > Johnnie Baptiste | 2-Jul-03/6:31 AM | Reply
mmmhmmm. claim that im crazy aye? and why do you say that, im just curiouse to know.
[n/a] Johnnie Baptiste @ 195.157.153.253 > SupremeDreamer | 2-Jul-03/6:32 AM | Reply
You're crazy coming out with random abuse like that. What on earth provoked such outrage? Are you some sort of anti-pornography campaigner?
[n/a] DreamerSupreme @ 66.81.157.100 > Johnnie Baptiste | 2-Jul-03/6:46 AM | Reply
Perhaps sleep and long work made me mistaken you for someone else. Maybe its coincidence, or i simply had my mind obsessively pondering rgallets poem. I think your settle, aka joyluck and many other names, but i could be wrong. And no, porn is the work of mercifull women blessed with beauty and the kindness to pose in sexual photos for the enjoyment of lonely hearts.. ;)
[n/a] Johnnie Baptiste @ 195.157.153.253 > DreamerSupreme | 2-Jul-03/6:51 AM | Reply
Although I posted this Settle pastiche, I am not Settle. See if you can guess who I am. Compile a list of my various usernames.
[n/a] DreamerSupreme @ 66.81.157.100 > Johnnie Baptiste | 2-Jul-03/6:55 AM | Reply
Hrmm.. heres a poke into the dark unknown:

are you horus perhaps?.. ;/
[n/a] Johnnie Baptiste @ 195.157.153.253 > DreamerSupreme | 2-Jul-03/6:57 AM | Reply
Nope.
[n/a] DreamerSupreme @ 66.81.157.100 > Johnnie Baptiste | 2-Jul-03/7:00 AM | Reply
... well, im stumped then, you really challenge me here... could i get a clue? or could you just come out with it.
[n/a] Johnnie Baptiste @ 195.157.153.253 > DreamerSupreme | 2-Jul-03/7:01 AM | Reply
Ha ha. You will never know. Go suck a rabbit's ass!
[n/a] Johnnie Baptiste @ 195.157.153.253 > Johnnie Baptiste | 2-Jul-03/7:08 AM | Reply
PS FUCK YOU BUDDY
[n/a] DreamerSupreme @ 66.81.157.100 > Johnnie Baptiste | 2-Jul-03/7:10 AM | Reply
OK.. well, with this line of commentry, i think your settle and toying with me. Logically, if you were someone else, you wouldnt be careless enough to leave the issue of your identity in question. Plus this cute comment seems to have the intention of leaving me confused. Ah well, i guess im going to have to keep with my assumption that your settle for now then, untill i see any evidence that you are not or an explaination concering your identity.
[n/a] Johnnie Baptiste @ 195.157.153.253 > DreamerSupreme | 2-Jul-03/7:12 AM | Reply
Go suck a donkey's ass
[n/a] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ 24.209.21.223 > Johnnie Baptiste | 2-Jul-03/8:40 AM | Reply
Hey!! Thats my ass your talking about there and I prefer that nothing get near it unless its making an exit and even then... I don't like it.
[n/a] slapmeonthepatio @ 67.75.22.227 > Johnnie Baptiste | 2-Jul-03/8:46 AM | Reply
For FUCKS SAKE I AM SETTLE
SETTLE IS: THIS IS A DEFINATIVE LIST
jesus fuck okay:
RGALLET, SLAPMEONTHEPATIO, 15MINTUESWITHU, DMZOACAN, POETECH, TMARAZ112, LORD GANUS, JEREMI, ROPEYTRAJECTORY, ORANGEPRAWNE and maybe a few others.
[n/a] DreamerSupreme @ 66.81.157.100 > DreamerSupreme | 2-Jul-03/6:52 AM | Reply
If i did mistaken your identity then i apologize for my assumption and the resulting comments. But if im right, then I stand by it. so the conclusion of this possible case of mistaken identity will be decided by confirmation/explaination of who you are.
[n/a] Johnnie Baptiste @ 195.157.153.253 > DreamerSupreme | 2-Jul-03/6:54 AM | Reply
I repeat for the benefit of the hard of hearing: "Although I posted this Settle pastiche, I am not Settle. See if you can guess who I am. Compile a list of my various usernames."
[n/a] Stephen Robins @ 213.253.24.101 > Johnnie Baptiste | 2-Jul-03/7:45 AM | Reply
God's wife, Mr Pig, Mr Pig (again) and SupremeDreamer?
[n/a] DreamerSupreme @ 66.81.157.100 > Stephen Robins | 2-Jul-03/8:00 AM | Reply
Huh? are you saying im Mr Pig and gods wife??? .... what the hell gave you this idea??? but its um.. i guess flattering... except that i dont see how i can be compared to those two... in speech, personality, or poetry... but ah.. whatever.
[0] SupremeDreamer @ 66.81.157.100 > DreamerSupreme | 2-Jul-03/8:58 AM | Reply
Btw, i forgot to mention that saying that settle is me, or that im settle is definately a twisted conclusion of a though process gone awry
[n/a] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ 24.209.21.223 > Johnnie Baptiste | 2-Jul-03/8:43 AM | Reply
I'd Guess D.A., cause it just seems like something he'd do. The only thing is.. if you where D.A. or Settle I doubt you'd admit it, so Lets go with calling you the Almighty -=Jesu=-.
[n/a] slapmeonthepatio @ 67.75.22.227 > thepinkbunnyofdoom | 2-Jul-03/8:47 AM | Reply
look, you're a fucking poemranker newbie. You don't even know the shit I was up to before you got here. We're talking fullscreen ascii gay porn voted into the number one slot. Why do you think there's a length limit on poems?? My groundbraking piece "CTRLR".
[n/a] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ 24.209.21.223 > slapmeonthepatio | 2-Jul-03/9:01 AM | Reply
I know all bout your ascii porn. I also remember 'its not rape' and how you changed the name of it once every 2 days. I also remember when Horus8(Under the user name Bachus) used to delete your comments on his poems for as he put it"good housekeeping"<in his best marta stewart impression>. I'm not as new as you think I am.
[0] SupremeDreamer @ 66.81.157.100 > slapmeonthepatio | 2-Jul-03/9:01 AM | Reply
Ok... "fullscreen ascii gay porn" jesus man, how do you have enough time to cook such a thing up? if thats a proud accomplishment of yours well.. i have to say its impressive but still points to you being a loser with no life... i mean really... its amazingly creative and pathetic at the same time.
[0] RGallet @ 67.75.24.173 > SupremeDreamer | 2-Jul-03/2:22 PM | Reply
you never saw it so have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up
[n/a] Shardik @ 24.126.113.154 > Johnnie Baptiste | 2-Jul-03/9:35 PM | Reply
Perhaps his penis reached up out of self contained flat ware pants with a zipper made out of meteorite juice and shook some sense into him then whispered into his ear, "pee pee" and he went plum livid. That's the problem with wanking on poemranker, your wank gets a mind of it's own, and pulls a fast one on you.
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 2-Jul-03/10:47 AM | Reply
You are SO! imaginitively vague & aloofa. Perhaps try Xraying your scrotum a 1000 times a day for added appeal.
[0] RGallet @ 67.75.24.173 | 2-Jul-03/2:21 PM | Reply
This is clear ripoff of my rape series of poems ("just kidding, it's totally rape!!")
[10] deleted user @ 205.188.209.7 | 27-Jul-03/6:50 PM | Reply
punk art
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