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Teen Hardcore (Free verse) by Johnnie Baptiste Just kidding
S U C K E R S
Up the ladder:
This aint love, its shit
Down the ladder:
There's no point
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Arithmetic Mean: 4.8333335
Posted: July 2, 2003 2:05 AM PDT; Last modified: July 2, 2003 2:05 AM PDTWeighted score: 4.9551764 Overall Rank: 8714 Comments:
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thepinkbunnyofdoom @ 24.209.21.223
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2-Jul-03/3:47 AM
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Well thank goodness. Now if you excuse me I have to take my heart attack, medication.
The joke isn't funny, or amusing. Your above comment saying "just kidding" seems to me to suggest that your poem was just a silly stab of humor... Due to the long amount of time you did take to respond with this, I think your attempting to save your ass from the cannon fire from the poets that the -joke- did injustice to.. alot of poets were poetically steped on by your poem.
And now you pathetically claim to be merely kidding? I don't buy it shithead. I'm unable to accept this explaination.
What are you talking about? I was warned by a friend that this site was full of lunatics. Then you come along and prove him right.
mmmhmmm. claim that im crazy aye? and why do you say that, im just curiouse to know.
You're crazy coming out with random abuse like that. What on earth provoked such outrage? Are you some sort of anti-pornography campaigner?
Perhaps sleep and long work made me mistaken you for someone else. Maybe its coincidence, or i simply had my mind obsessively pondering rgallets poem. I think your settle, aka joyluck and many other names, but i could be wrong. And no, porn is the work of mercifull women blessed with beauty and the kindness to pose in sexual photos for the enjoyment of lonely hearts.. ;)
Although I posted this Settle pastiche, I am not Settle. See if you can guess who I am. Compile a list of my various usernames.
Hrmm.. heres a poke into the dark unknown:
are you horus perhaps?.. ;/
Nope.
... well, im stumped then, you really challenge me here... could i get a clue? or could you just come out with it.
Ha ha. You will never know. Go suck a rabbit's ass!
PS FUCK YOU BUDDY
OK.. well, with this line of commentry, i think your settle and toying with me. Logically, if you were someone else, you wouldnt be careless enough to leave the issue of your identity in question. Plus this cute comment seems to have the intention of leaving me confused. Ah well, i guess im going to have to keep with my assumption that your settle for now then, untill i see any evidence that you are not or an explaination concering your identity.
Go suck a donkey's ass
Hey!! Thats my ass your talking about there and I prefer that nothing get near it unless its making an exit and even then... I don't like it.
For FUCKS SAKE I AM SETTLE
SETTLE IS: THIS IS A DEFINATIVE LIST jesus fuck okay: RGALLET, SLAPMEONTHEPATIO, 15MINTUESWITHU, DMZOACAN, POETECH, TMARAZ112, LORD GANUS, JEREMI, ROPEYTRAJECTORY, ORANGEPRAWNE and maybe a few others.
If i did mistaken your identity then i apologize for my assumption and the resulting comments. But if im right, then I stand by it. so the conclusion of this possible case of mistaken identity will be decided by confirmation/explaination of who you are.
I repeat for the benefit of the hard of hearing: "Although I posted this Settle pastiche, I am not Settle. See if you can guess who I am. Compile a list of my various usernames."
God's wife, Mr Pig, Mr Pig (again) and SupremeDreamer?
Huh? are you saying im Mr Pig and gods wife??? .... what the hell gave you this idea??? but its um.. i guess flattering... except that i dont see how i can be compared to those two... in speech, personality, or poetry... but ah.. whatever.
Btw, i forgot to mention that saying that settle is me, or that im settle is definately a twisted conclusion of a though process gone awry
I'd Guess D.A., cause it just seems like something he'd do. The only thing is.. if you where D.A. or Settle I doubt you'd admit it, so Lets go with calling you the Almighty -=Jesu=-.
look, you're a fucking poemranker newbie. You don't even know the shit I was up to before you got here. We're talking fullscreen ascii gay porn voted into the number one slot. Why do you think there's a length limit on poems?? My groundbraking piece "CTRLR".
I know all bout your ascii porn. I also remember 'its not rape' and how you changed the name of it once every 2 days. I also remember when Horus8(Under the user name Bachus) used to delete your comments on his poems for as he put it"good housekeeping"<in his best marta stewart impression>. I'm not as new as you think I am.
Ok... "fullscreen ascii gay porn" jesus man, how do you have enough time to cook such a thing up? if thats a proud accomplishment of yours well.. i have to say its impressive but still points to you being a loser with no life... i mean really... its amazingly creative and pathetic at the same time.
you never saw it so have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up
Perhaps his penis reached up out of self contained flat ware pants with a zipper made out of meteorite juice and shook some sense into him then whispered into his ear, "pee pee" and he went plum livid. That's the problem with wanking on poemranker, your wank gets a mind of it's own, and pulls a fast one on you.
You are SO! imaginitively vague & aloofa. Perhaps try Xraying your scrotum a 1000 times a day for added appeal.
This is clear ripoff of my rape series of poems ("just kidding, it's totally rape!!")
punk art
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