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Re: Tales From The Outhouse by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 31-Jan-04/6:01 PM
lol you said Settle
Re: It's lonely at the top by Jeremi B. Handrinos 31-Dec-03/1:20 PM
Specifically, I am posting a journal entry about you to my myspace journal.
Re: It's lonely at the top by Jeremi B. Handrinos 31-Dec-03/1:17 PM
This is fantastically good.

Also, you should read my Myspace journal.
Re: a comment on Picasso (Limericks) by TanHand 28-Aug-03/9:16 AM
I'll read them later.
Re: a comment on Picasso (Limericks) by TanHand 28-Aug-03/9:16 AM
fuck you "dude"
Re: a comment on The Picasso Limerick that Wrote Itself by TanHand 28-Aug-03/9:15 AM
Where for art thou pie??????// MERCU: call for me tommorow and thou shalt find me a besliced and partially eaten man!! TYBALT: pluck up your pie knife by the ears and something something ROMEO: BANISHED?? NO!!!! THERE'ST BE NO WORLD OUTSIDE PIE-CRUST WALLS IAGO: SQUAAAWWWK LEAR: I am very very old
Re: a comment on The Picasso Limerick that Wrote Itself by TanHand 28-Aug-03/9:12 AM
my other eye! oww! This was a poemranker in-joke, id-iot.
Re: D.I.Y.M Syndrome by Rilke4ClosetLesbians 22-Aug-03/9:58 AM
You might get over this problem if you went down on every guy you met. That way it would be like, yeah, your dick was in my mouth, but so was that guy off in the distance, and also the guy who gave me the key to the changing rooms at Williams Sonoma. And that other guy I saw at Arby's. Etc. I should rewrite this poem for you to make it funny. 6.
Re: a comment on Symbol Of Love by simone_girard 16-Aug-03/11:23 PM
or some sort of mystikyl balme
Re: SupremeDreamer by King Abdullah I 8-Jul-03/7:30 AM
ha ha ha ha good one good one, in the tradition of Settle. Who is me. Most of my immitators don't get it but I think you do. Childish, insulting, disgusting, strong like a horse's leg yet delicate like a country sausage wrapped in silk.
Re: At a hotel room in Royal Oak by horus8 6-Jul-03/6:32 PM
oh good god no
I bet he drank the check too 10
Why don't you give me 10s anymore?? What's with this 9 bullshit?? Stop toying with me. I'm not a toy.
Re: Four Chapters from the Detective Plum files by horus8 2-Jun-03/1:03 PM
READ AND COMMENT ON MY POEMS
Re: a comment on Theology by dougsoderstrom 28-May-03/6:49 PM
P.S. according to Richard Pryor, africa is full of niggers. SO WATCH OUT!
Re: a comment on Theology by dougsoderstrom 28-May-03/6:47 PM
Hey fuck you Settle brought joy and laughter to us all. HE TOTALLY DID. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!!!!!!!1
Re: Final Comment by dougsoderstrom 28-May-03/6:45 PM
Keeping the golden rule in mind, I would just like to say GOODBYE TO ALL MY ONLINE FRIENDS FOREVER!!!! *BLAM*
Re: a comment on deleted scenes by Bill Z Bub 27-Apr-03/5:55 PM
DMZOACAN=SETTLE..RGALLET...TANHAND...SLAPMEONTHEPATIO...LORD GANUS...TMARAZ112...POETECH...MINUTESWITHU...ORANGEPRAWNE...ETC.
Re: deleted scenes by Bill Z Bub 27-Apr-03/5:53 PM
You know BZB, you and I have a lot in common. You're a terrible draughtsman, I'm a terrible draughtsman. You like limeade, I like limeade. You like writing shit poetry, I like writing shit poetry. You like Linkin' Park...well I can't say I like Linkin' Park. We're not as different as you think! PS Your impostor is horus8, I think. Frankly I have no idea but the smart money's on horus8. Oh and 9 for the poem!! Eggselent work my man!!
Re: a comment on won't let out by Freethinker1602 9-Apr-03/10:00 PM
Everyone likes pie!!
Re: the photobooth by Bill Z Bub 9-Apr-03/10:00 PM
This one's actually pretty good, just remove all the "her bits" at the end (put them somewhere else). The last stanza is a touch uninteresting.
Re: Love Greased by Jeremi B. Handrinos 9-Apr-03/9:58 PM
Yes I want to hear it in real vivid audio you mankisser. YOU DIRTY MANKISSER!! btw I don't care if you do bite ears I still love you like my own child. Not as much as I love Boz Scaggs though. Sigh. What a voice. What a sound it makes.


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