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The Picasso Limerick that Wrote Itself (Limerick) by TanHand There once was a man named Picasso
There once was some AIDS in "une vaso"
The two met one day
Which is why we now say
There once was a man named Picasso
Rock over London
Rock on Chicago
Dell Computers: Dude, you're getting a Dell
Up the ladder:
Love
Down the ladder:
On returning to a town where I used to live
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Posted: August 27, 2003 2:27 PM PDT; Last modified: August 28, 2003 6:03 AM PDTWeighted score: 4.9231596 Overall Rank: 9405 Comments:
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deleted user @ 66.215.221.84
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27-Aug-03/9:19 PM
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Cream!
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<{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.126.113.154
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27-Aug-03/11:06 PM
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Opie!
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dmzoacan @ 207.172.216.58
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28-Aug-03/9:15 AM
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Where for art thou pie??????// MERCU: call for me tommorow and thou shalt find me a besliced and partially eaten man!! TYBALT: pluck up your pie knife by the ears and something something ROMEO: BANISHED?? NO!!!! THERE'ST BE NO WORLD OUTSIDE PIE-CRUST WALLS IAGO: SQUAAAWWWK LEAR: I am very very old
cmon, thats weak mother fucker.
Its like that cute joke made by a fourteen yearold at his friends birthday party. tan, i expected better.. show me some real hardcore shit you bastard. that said, heres a 7.
my other eye! oww! This was a poemranker in-joke, id-iot.
so?
Poe
i never really did care much for his poetry.
That's because he wasn't a poet, young man. He was a story teller. Read 'William Wilson' or 'the system of Dr. Tarr and professor Fether'. 'Ms. found in a bottle' was a good story too. he wrote a lot tales, not a lot of poetry.
-nod- Before i go read these titles that you have delivered onto my hands, may i ask: was he a good story teller?
About as funny as syphilis.
Picasso died in april of 1973, long before the AIDS epidemic. Keith Haring's probably the most famous painter who has died of AIDS.
Genuinely unamusing. Well done! Also Picasso and Vaso don't rhyme. Brilliant! 0/10.
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