Re: Ring Toss by Shin-Bojangles	22-Aug-02/6:45 AM
not as good as Sexxodus, but fun nonetheless.
Re: Tennesee Waterfall by razorgrin	22-Aug-02/6:42 AM
why thank you.
Re: seven rings by memorybabe	22-Aug-02/6:41 AM
I was hloping this would be about Lord of the Rings. I'm disappointed.
Re: Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles	22-Aug-02/6:18 AM
Glad my rants are appreciated.Genitals with genders are scary. "Oh my gawd, my dick has a clit!"
Re: Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles	21-Aug-02/3:23 PM
Gadzooks, can't we all agree that Aragorn is totally sweet and be done with it. As for the "little" comment, god's wife, though I cannot speak for the others, Shin-bojangles doesn't fit on that list.
Re: Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles	21-Aug-02/2:41 PM
God's wife: lighten the fuck up. cocks are nice, cocks are useful. Saying that people are "penis-bearers" as an insult is just as idioitic and backwards as calling you a stupid, bigoted cunt. I am calling you the first two. You make all feminism look bad.
Re: Sexxodus by Shin-Bojangles	21-Aug-02/2:35 PM
Oy! not all feminists are as dull as that last comment may suggest.
Re: Sexxodus by Shin-Bojangles	21-Aug-02/2:10 PM
Oh the naughty things i will do to you, Shin sweetie. I LOVE this one.
Re: The Only Solution by Angelofpain25	21-Aug-02/2:09 PM
just kill yourself and spare us your angst. No one will miss you. Not even your cat.
Re: Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles	21-Aug-02/2:06 PM
YES, doddammit. and pointy. and skinny. Elves=hot.
Re: Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles	21-Aug-02/1:59 PM
But they're so hot..
Re: The Confession by [mojo]	21-Aug-02/1:57 PM
that is fucking amazing!
Re: Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles	21-Aug-02/1:53 PM
Totally sweet. Legolas is prettier, but Aragorn....
Re: Secret, Admirer by <~>	20-Aug-02/9:31 AM
I think it's gorgeous. The fact that you used the word "fecund" and used it well puts me in twinkly awe. Final product or not, it's great. Suggestions? ummm, in the first line of the second to last verse, there's a typo. Wish I could help more.
Re: In Debt by talking_goldfish	20-Aug-02/9:02 AM
pheh. Makes more of an argument against love, really.
Re: Few Too Little by talking_goldfish	20-Aug-02/9:00 AM
Dumb yanks. I'd say something to the effect of "Don't mind them, they're still mad from when we burned down the white house", but the poem just isn't that great. Still, "dumb yanks".
Re: Belongings by Christof	20-Aug-02/7:05 AM
That's nice. I like it and I like schnapps.
Re: Devil, BEWARE!!! by gay	19-Aug-02/1:17 PM
New levels of something....not quite sure what the something is. Learn to spell, god damn you!
Re: Just Another Day by dougsoderstrom	17-Aug-02/3:48 PM
this is nice. I like it. Why the copyrights, though?
Re: tears beyond hope by Mystifying	17-Aug-02/12:46 PM
But what about htose other great words:"alot" (spelled as one word)and the endearment "Baby"? They deserve "laughed till I peed then booted the author in the buttocks" award too. "alls" is fantastic. i sport publik edekashun..