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Ring Toss (Haiku) by Shin-Bojangles
This Ring is some bad Mordor is a long way off Good thing Frodo's sweet.

Up the ladder: red snow
Down the ladder: saving myself for marriage

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.5555553
Weighted score: 5.2777777
Overall Rank: 3780
Posted: August 22, 2002 1:05 AM PDT; Last modified: August 22, 2002 1:05 AM PDT
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[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.126.113.154 | 22-Aug-02/1:19 AM | Reply
lets ray liotta your brain for hannibal! then feed it to your tolkien spewing lips! ahhhhhh. may sauron syrup your femurs!??
[5] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 22-Aug-02/2:10 AM | Reply
i hope a clan of hobgoblins sets up shop in your arse!...you hobbit loving soccer junkies!
[7] razorgrin @ 142.166.107.56 | 22-Aug-02/6:45 AM | Reply
not as good as
Sexxodus, but fun nonetheless.
[n/a] Shin-Bojangles @ | 22-Aug-02/1:29 PM | Reply
What's wrong with Hobbits? Geez... first people trashin' elves, now this... there's a lotta hate in the room.
[8] fevriere @ 62.254.128.6 | 29-Feb-04/7:17 AM | Reply
Rockin.
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