saving myself for marriage

sounds like you need a hot beef injection!

as long as it's not with your bad taco meat, beef-boy.

improved but still needs a little more salt, or maybe some garlic. Why is your starfish broken, exactly?

huh. This is an odd little ditty indeed. The last line confuses me. Tell me what you are saying because the haiku does not.

Don't tell them Venus! If they don't get that delightful allusion already, they don't deserve to understand.

This should clear things up: starfish is a cute little nickname for my... no, you're right DA, they should know what we know. But god-woman-wife, didn't I explain this to you already today?

yes my dear, but why is it broken, I mean f**king it won't break anything.

Without becoming overly literal here, I beg to differ. oops, looks like my dirty little secret's out... look what you've gone and made me do, god-woman-wife!!!

Okay I get it. Sorry Dark Fuck, I do not have your superior skills of interpretation of allusions to the asshole. You must bend over and stare at that thing a lot considering a good deal of your thoughts, comments, and poems involve shit and its synonyms.

Look here, PAKI: Venus already said what the allusion was, so I clearly wasn't trying to actually prevent anyone from finding out what the allusion was to. I was merely trying some role play of a jealous child who knows something and doesn't want anyone else to know. That's because I find that sort of child incredibly amusing. Perhaps you were playing the role of a feckless, generic-beratement-generating dumbfuck! If so, good job!!

Perhaps, DA, perhaps.

That's better - good and tumescent!

a woman who desires to be rhapsodized..

Surely taco meat would loosen it even better. Just turn to hymen 79 and sing for all your worth. The good lord will provide - as long as your not a prody.

As for criticism, shouldn't it be "broken starfish cries"? You only have one, don't you? Or perhaps "broken starfish leaks".

DA - I reckon 'cries' would be grammatically correct, but I just liked the short sound of 'cry' - thanks for the legitimate criticism though.

uh... hmm... right.

? I didn't know starfish ate cherries.

girls do that, so I've heard. never met any like that though.

A haiku is supposed to have three things:
1. A clear image
2. A clear emotion
3. A clear philosophical message

The image is not so clear to me as it seems to be two images - maybe you need to stick with the cherry image. The emotion seems to be hiding sadness with pride. But what is the philosophical message?