Re: Avetis by KilIluminati	31-Oct-02/2:26 PM
"u" suck, as does this poeme. If it was spelled right and you took out about 40 of those fnords ,maybe it wouldn't make me want to vomit. Oh well. That will remain a mystery for the ages.
Re: i'm the jesse james of the seven-eleven chain by Bachus	31-Oct-02/2:23 PM
awesome.
Re: ... by logun2002ya	30-Oct-02/6:51 AM
I'm not sure of the word you're thinking of, limonade, to describe this one, but I'd use "pukeypoo".
Re: Hedgehog's Dilemma by Shin-Bojangles	28-Oct-02/1:20 PM
Robo-batman, eh? Now that's what I'm talkin' about. The best of both worlds in a robo-riffic package.
Re: boy girl by little_angel_maria	28-Oct-02/1:11 PM
I agree with Dark Angel on this one.
Re: Inside by Jagang	28-Oct-02/1:08 PM
Kill yourself. Pleeease. Believe me, the world would be better without you and no one would miss you.
Re: Emptiness by Jagang	28-Oct-02/1:07 PM
Slitting your wrists is for self-pitying wussies. Play in a minefield. Dump gasoline on yourself and light a match. Passionately embrace a chainsaw. Poem sucks ass as well.
Re: Hedgehog's Dilemma by Shin-Bojangles	28-Oct-02/7:06 AM
hey, I was expecting some batman haiku by now. Less hate, more robots. or batman.
Re: I can't write by Mutant_X	28-Oct-02/6:58 AM
Well, at least the title's honest. I guess I brought it on myself to read this shash, then.0.
Re: Why Did God Do This To Me? by TripleHGurl	28-Oct-02/6:56 AM
so do I, shadow. However, I am an autotheist. God's wife: out of curiosity, which capt. howdy? that has been shin-bojangles' other alias since the name came to him in a dream years ago.
Re: Ambiguous Love Poem For A Girl I Once Knew by poetandknowit	24-Oct-02/2:25 PM
I'm bored. that's seconds I can't ever get back.
Re: scotty dog by rosiebailey	24-Oct-02/2:10 PM
what the god?
Re: Why Did God Do This To Me? by TripleHGurl	24-Oct-02/12:09 PM
Indeed it was.
Re: George Bush, Jesus Christ, and the good ole US of A! by dougsoderstrom	24-Oct-02/12:03 PM
yaaaargh! the crap!
Re: America by little_angel_maria	23-Oct-02/7:05 AM
A friend of mine butt-fucked himself once.
Re: The Enslaver of Men by Tascobar	23-Oct-02/7:02 AM
Very nice. glee!
Re: Confusion of Illusion by DreamMachine	23-Oct-02/7:01 AM
'devil may cry' is a thoroughly sweet game.
Re: The Poop Machines by dougsoderstrom	23-Oct-02/6:59 AM
Were that a proper haiku, i'd dance with glee. But it's fun nonetheless.
Re: Love by little_angel_maria	23-Oct-02/6:58 AM
Well ring-a-ding-ding, a crap-ass teenage love ramble from highschool bard and goddess of cyber-lovin' Maria. And it sucks as much as her other stuff? Watch me gasp in mock shock! 0.
Re: "turd to yo mutha" daywalker shittalker by Bachus	23-Oct-02/6:54 AM
kickin' ass and chewing bubble gum (and you're all out of gum). Rockin' my socks.10. Only it's spelled "cthulhu".Still kicks more ass than hobos in that "Bumfight" thing.