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20 most recent comments by cleverdevice (121-140) and replies

Re: Backwards baby blend by Blade 10-Jan-03/3:27 AM
How do make a baby float?
Take your foot off his head!
Re: OK, I apologize - it's steaming shite and no mistake, but it was the best I could come up with on the spur of the moment. I'm off to slit my wrists now, since writer's block has sent me spiralling into the depths of the deepest depression in human history... by Yardbird 10-Jan-03/3:25 AM
Oh yes, seven years in tibet 2 I think.
Re: I Had A Little Nut Tree by Yardbird 10-Jan-03/3:24 AM
Hahahahahahahaha.
Re: a comment on 9/11/2001 by MuDvAyNe 9-Jan-03/2:38 AM
Its bingo! You know bingo right? It's everyones favourite game in Briitain, apprently. Can't say I've played it except in my russian class. 'Adin, tvee, shest, chetyre...' 'Bingo!!!!' 'Say it in Russian!' (Hanging head in shame) 'I can't remember'
Re: 9/11/2001 by MuDvAyNe 9-Jan-03/2:32 AM
Hahahaha! Yes!!! Oh yes!!!
Re: I Celebrate Myself, and sing myself by ChunkyHunkyMonkey 9-Jan-03/2:31 AM
Yeah, well, sprechen sie Deutsch? Kanst du spielen der guitarre UND die saxophone. It's je t'amore in french though. I'm also taking a begginers course in Russian so by the end of next year i will be able to speak 4 languages!!!! I like this though, prose is more useful than poetry somethimes.
Re: she did not by mitchski 7-Jan-03/2:39 AM
I like this.
Re: Wanking by Bobjim 6-Jan-03/8:03 AM
Nice one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: A Short Letter by Ranger 6-Jan-03/8:00 AM
I hate self righteous holier-tha-thou people too. Especially the pope. Cummon, he jacked off as a kid too. U'd better believe it.
Re: Mannequin (draft) by Ranger 6-Jan-03/7:58 AM
Excellent. I share your rage at inanimate objects trying to piss me off. Come on, other people kick the door whent they walk into it too!
Re: Epistemology (2nd draft) by Ranger 6-Jan-03/7:53 AM
Excellent, as a fellow pilosophy student it is sad to see rationalsit thinkers hard work undone by modern empiricists.
Re: Epistemology (2nd draft) by Ranger 6-Jan-03/7:53 AM
Excellent, as a fellow pilosophy student it is sad to see rationalsit thinkers hard work undone by modern imperialists.
Re: the 'popular' one by joey 5-Dec-02/6:31 AM
It does get irritating. Bloody influencing Yank Colleges and soriety clubs.
Re: Live from Boise Idaho...the cads! by Bachus 3-Dec-02/1:43 AM
I think I was there, I grabbed your cock, rememver, that tall muscular 'girl'!
Re: journey to being the top rapper by kliq 3-Dec-02/1:34 AM
Very good, in fact its bad (in true gansta style).
Re: a comment on The Elephant Olympics by Yardbird 2-Dec-02/5:38 AM
Sorry, should be www.talkorigins.org/faqs/sauropods/sauropods-structural.html#limbs
Re: a comment on The Elephant Olympics by Yardbird 2-Dec-02/5:36 AM
Actually I have just thought, are knees defined by knee-caps? Or just the joint between femur and the tibia and fibula? Obviously knees depend on the back legs so your picture is inconclusive. Can you find a picture of an elephants back legs? If you visit www.talkorigins.org/faqs/sauropods-structural.html#limbs I think you can actually quite clearly make out the patella, or the knee cap bone. In conclusion, I would now say that although elephants have knee-caps, they still cannot jump because of the sheer mass these wonderful beasts have.
Re: horus8 by sooz 28-Nov-02/4:05 AM
Nice one.
Re: To Kiss by Jody Conn 27-Nov-02/2:22 AM
Wow, very sensual and almost fine erotica.
Re: a comment on Maliced flame by T'ien 27-Nov-02/2:20 AM
Is that Brit shit, or just Lark Angel?


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