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Wanking (Free verse) by Bobjim I like to spank my monkey,
I do it all day long,
I think it's really funky,
If I jack off with tongs.
I use my computer disk drive,
to insert my 3 inch floppy,
I also use a bee hive,
Which hurts like shit
OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
I'VE STUNG MY COCK! AH! AH! I'M ALLERGIC TO BEES!! AH! SHIT! ITS CRAWLED
UP MY ASS! ACTULY, I Quite like it....
Oh, yea... crawl up my ass!
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Posted: December 30, 2002 9:35 AM PST; Last modified: January 20, 2003 2:03 PM PSTWeighted score: 4.9551764 Overall Rank: 8706 Comments:
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Ranger @ 81.132.42.59
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30-Dec-02/9:40 AM
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Ugh
easy come, easy go,
whip it or flip it sexy snow
I don't think I can top this.??
I think maybe I should top myself.
This comment/sentence alone was worth the booger chewing boredom of skimming your poem, but i did notice a few errors,
"OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!" should be kerplochie,"actuly" should be a retrospective complete with sound effects, and three inch floopy should be more reserved, say two? and we did kiddie porn last month, which makes you kitsch, or some other euro trash word that constitutes dumpster diving.
Excellent
now, settle, you know i've been there, and we've tried every single one of my 'appliances'... what kind of batteries did h say to use? because, damn you, you keep running them (and me) dry. you cheeky little energizer bunny, you!
Nice one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is bizarrely funny
If one asks of your metier..do you reply, "the art of dehumarizing the universe?". no, it's all in the name of meatloaf and chin hair on woman. You are boot to curb scrapings Sir. a cad, or quite possibly a cadet.
Ranger tells me you are Perrins! i cant belive it! it cant be true! i did not know you could do humour of this caliber. unless its all true, oh shit....
I,m insulted, how dare you connect me with that malcontent perrins. is his name bob? or jim? no! so don't ever say that again.
Was that you Craigus, or Bob?
Yes, I did write these 'poems' but other miscreants have access to this acount I'm afraid.
It was Bob, who are these other miscreants, i must terminate them.
Who/what are you then? huh huhuhuhuh?
We are Bobjim, and Bobjim is us.
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. 423 view(s)
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