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Wanking (Free verse) by Bobjim

I like to spank my monkey, I do it all day long, I think it's really funky, If I jack off with tongs. I use my computer disk drive, to insert my 3 inch floppy, I also use a bee hive, Which hurts like shit OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! I'VE STUNG MY COCK! AH! AH! I'M ALLERGIC TO BEES!! AH! SHIT! ITS CRAWLED UP MY ASS! ACTULY, I Quite like it.... Oh, yea... crawl up my ass!

horus8 20-Jan-03/4:12 PM
If one asks of your metier..do you reply, "the art of dehumarizing the universe?". no, it's all in the name of meatloaf and chin hair on woman. You are boot to curb scrapings Sir. a cad, or quite possibly a cadet.




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