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Wanking (Free verse) by Bobjim
I like to spank my monkey,
I do it all day long,
I think it's really funky,
If I jack off with tongs.
I use my computer disk drive,
to insert my 3 inch floppy,
I also use a bee hive,
Which hurts like shit
OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
I'VE STUNG MY COCK! AH! AH! I'M ALLERGIC TO BEES!! AH! SHIT! ITS CRAWLED
UP MY ASS! ACTULY, I Quite like it....
Oh, yea... crawl up my ass!
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