I like to spank my monkey, I do it all day long, I think it's really funky, If I jack off with tongs. I use my computer disk drive, to insert my 3 inch floppy, I also use a bee hive, Which hurts like shit OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! I'VE STUNG MY COCK! AH! AH! I'M ALLERGIC TO BEES!! AH! SHIT! ITS CRAWLED UP MY ASS! ACTULY, I Quite like it.... Oh, yea... crawl up my ass!