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20 most recent comments by cleverdevice (141-160) and replies

Re: Maliced flame by T'ien 27-Nov-02/2:19 AM
Yes, incest is truely terrible, eh?
Re: The North Wind by Ranger 27-Nov-02/2:17 AM
I've got a girlfriend, she's called Handgela!!!!! Well she's been good to be since I broke up with my last girlfriend. I say broke up, I catually mean popped.
Re: love song by <~> 26-Nov-02/2:41 AM
This is really wonderful, I am musical too (sax and guitar only) but I do appreciate the dulcet tones of the strings.
Re: American Poem by ASTRO-GLIDE 26-Nov-02/2:33 AM
What a pile of wank. I'd rather shag the pope than read this again. Bloody Yanks. Although I thought that 9/11 was awful, It did dispell the myth that the USA isn't invulnerable. Good thing too.
Re: a comment on A load of bollocks - literally!!! by Yardbird 25-Nov-02/1:47 AM
That is the dwarf olympics. Theres dwarf kicking, midget swinging and also dwarf fights! For gods sake man, don't be sizeist!
Re: a comment on A load of bollocks - literally!!! by Yardbird 25-Nov-02/1:45 AM
Ever tried kicking dwarves in the head? I'm going for the olympics next year.
Re: A load of bollocks - literally!!! by Yardbird 25-Nov-02/1:44 AM
Hey! Yardbird stirkes back, his critics (Dark Angel) are cowering in fear. Swing Yardbird, yeah, with feelin'. The power of a bee-bop saxophonist is leaving me in awe. I have now lost control of not only my legs, but by bladder!
Re: Sod this! This poem can't rhyme for toffee... by Yardbird 22-Nov-02/5:54 AM
Hahahahaha, I know the problem, Dr. Spankenwissenschaften!
Re: Damn you, Mary Poppins... by Yardbird 22-Nov-02/5:44 AM
This works well, methinks.
Re: Slow death by Blade 19-Nov-02/2:35 AM
I think this is bloody brilliant! Especially as I had most input, didn't I blade? Why did you not recognize my worth and add my name somewhere? Inthe title would be nice. And the alternative title should be 'A long fall'. 10
Re: a comment on The Sea by Tarquin De La Bog 18-Nov-02/2:59 AM
hey, forrest gump may have been autistic, but not this low.
Re: The Washing by strider1 18-Nov-02/2:58 AM
I think this is discrminiatory to all washing machines everywhere, will tumble driers be next? For gods sake is it that bad?
Re: a comment on My love for another. by cleverdevice 18-Nov-02/2:48 AM
thank you.
Re: I Cry by casey 18-Nov-02/1:14 AM
Very emotionally wrought. And optimisim too, I like optimisim in a poem. Too many people think a poem has to be all depressing and sad to be hard hitting, but you prove it doesn't.
Re: Few Words by Tom Colebrooke 18-Nov-02/1:11 AM
Fraid not old chap. Damm matrons tied me up stripped naked in the boiler room. Bet you went to a public school now eh! Oh hello matron. Gosh those stockings look nice on you!
Re: Football by Tom Colebrooke 18-Nov-02/1:10 AM
A A Milne is spinning in his grave, Back then football was for the rough lower classes. But I reckon I can see your point. I too like football, but compare it to tubs of cheap margarine! Hmmmmmmmmm, Stork.
Re: A Little Life by Tom Colebrooke 18-Nov-02/1:08 AM
Excellent. I love innane fun poems.
Re: Sod by jrtails 18-Nov-02/1:07 AM
Excellent. Simple is best. Good meaning. Gives interaction with the reader in that it can apply to them and also the huge amount of comments I should imagine are coming your way.(That wasn't like a sinister warning though.)
Re: a comment on The Fox by cleverdevice 14-Nov-02/6:57 AM
If the foxes don't kill for food, like this example, what do they do it for. It is the fun of it.
Re: Surreal... by Yardbird 13-Nov-02/2:40 AM
An excellent sonnet. Just like the great bards, 'tis indecipherable and incomprehensable. Well done.


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