Re: Abortion by horus8	6-Jun-03/7:05 PM
Chores: 1. Recycle my cans 2. Find another paper-route 3. Have an abortion 4. Buy some toast
Re: The Truth of Death by Schizophrenic	6-Jun-03/2:38 PM
Death metal lyrics only have a point when accompanied by actual death metal.
Re: A Perfectly Reasonable Question by baughworm	6-Jun-03/1:25 PM
Is the question "Tea?"? Waiting at the kitchen table to tell someone off is one of the worst things in the world.
Re: a comment on Pain by joydoll	6-Jun-03/12:41 PM
Would you say the key to a woman's strength and solidarity is her birth canal?
Re: a comment on Vengeance Lost by OneFingerAnswer	6-Jun-03/12:38 PM
I think the opposite about the Necroscope series: It has a fairly good setting (psychic Russians vs. ancient evil), and a lot of bizarre and original things, but it is badly written and contains too much cliche. If I had anything by him with me right now I'd post some extracts to show what I mean, but I won't for a few weeks. The Titus Crow series is especially odious, because, whether he is actually trying to emulate Lovecraft's style, it comes off as a crappy imitation and the result is painful and boring.
Re: a comment on Vengeance Lost by OneFingerAnswer	6-Jun-03/6:34 AM
Brian Lumley has only written two good short stories and one ok novel, and then spent his entire life writing terrible, endless spinoffs and sequels to that novel and spinoff sequels and spinoff-spinoffs and their sequels.
Re: a comment on Vengeance Lost by OneFingerAnswer	6-Jun-03/6:33 AM
Nobody who is well-read would put Brian Lumley in the same offhanded casualhampton as "H.P.".
Re: a comment on Jeremi B. Handrinos: Part 2 by wCUNTw	6-Jun-03/6:31 AM
Shut the fuck up now. If you must continue, please Do it in haiku.
Re: a comment on AIDS Bonanza! by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	6-Jun-03/6:19 AM
Great idea!! The doctor says I might have AIDS; My buttocks are quite swollen. And now I'm lying, bumcheeks splayed, While he inspects my groin for AIDS With latex gloves and scalpel blades And agitates my colon. The doctor says I might have AIDS.; My buttocks are quite swollen.
Re: Crush Rejected by thepinkbunnyofdoom	5-Jun-03/3:54 PM
The phrase "my eyes bleed tears" is plagiarised from the following poeme by Roger Pfingston: http://www.2river.org/2RView/5_2/poems/pfingston1.html
Re: a comment on Her Galactic Boudoir, his make-work by Bachus	4-Jun-03/10:30 PM
I'm not saying anything. I'm just uttering random phrases to see what happens.
Re: The Outcry by thepinkbunnyofdoom	4-Jun-03/8:02 PM
A bold new sentiment! This is the first time anyone has ever expressed misgivings toward technology!!
Re: Bad Timing by DeadtotheWorld	4-Jun-03/7:42 PM
Well this is better than 90% of the stuff on poemeranker. I suppose that means I should rate it 9.
Re: a comment on Her Galactic Boudoir, his make-work by Bachus	4-Jun-03/5:12 PM
Every day for the past ten fucking years has been like Indiana Jones and the fucking Temple of Doom. I've never had a vacation. I've never been at ease. That's all just an illusion.
Re: a comment on Iterated Fuck by nentwined	4-Jun-03/5:04 PM
Quite good. I fail to understand how you can have any kind of coherent "rap/rock" category. Even having "rock" is like having a "music" category. Congratulations on being #32/36, by the way. Only 31 more steps to the top!!1
Re: a comment on Iterated Fuck by nentwined	4-Jun-03/4:38 PM
How do you know? Make your eyes look at this: First, 'exit' seems clearly to refer to the anus. The vagina is almost never described as an exit except during childbirth, while the anus just is an exit. Second, that that the 'exit' is clean is worth mentioning indicates that it would normally or otherwise be unclean, which is obviously more true of the anus. Third, that he mentions being careful indicates the increased likelihood of injury during anal sex. Fourth, the anus is more likely to 'quiver', given that it is a sphincter. Fifth, whatever foul meaning 'tunnel of worm' has, for reasons pinkbunnyofdoom has mentioned it seems more likely to be about the anus. What possible meaning could it have of any other kind fo sex? Sixth, think of the logistics. If "hands are breast-kneading, waist-grasping, clit-feeding", then surely he is taking the MYSTERY SEX PARTICIPANT from behind. Finally, although this is highly conjectural, I believe "straining to transport more air for explosions" refers to a bizarre sex practice of nentwined whereby his anally-obtained climax is heightened by the penetratee farting on his love-truncheone at the critical moment. This would also explain "lightheaded and dizzy", as one is apt to become so after a particularly powerful farte. How is it, then, that the passage refers to non-anal sex? ARE YOU, <~>, HAVING THE SEX WITH NENTWINED?!?!!!111/1/?
Re: Platform by Exiled_humanity	4-Jun-03/4:38 PM
I think this could be quite a good poeme if you made it better. "It’s patched and dented", "It's frozen claws": Its "With in" (both times): Within "Chilling my frightened blood/Even more": Show, don't tell.
Re: a comment on Iterated Fuck by nentwined	4-Jun-03/4:17 PM
Wait, you still have a son? I thought maybe he'd been lost in the confusion surrounding the Philp symour Hoffemane... 'unpleasantness'. Which is the primary source of your income, the buggery for money or the hard-hitting street poetry?
Re: a comment on Her Galactic Boudoir, his make-work by Bachus	4-Jun-03/4:16 PM
"a lot of those people are the same person, and vote and comment on their own poems because they’re that bad."
Re: a comment on Iterated Fuck by nentwined	4-Jun-03/4:12 PM
You're right. I... I... I don't know what to say. How can I ever be redeemed!? I must proceed at once to strap myself into Mr Chetwoad's Flagellating Contraption to atone for my sins.