on The Truth of Death by Schizophrenic
6 Jun 2003, 2:38 PM
Death metal lyrics only have a point when accompanied by actual death metal.
on A Perfectly Reasonable Question by baughworm
6 Jun 2003, 1:25 PM
Is the question "Tea?"?
Waiting at the kitchen table to tell someone off is one of the worst things in the world.
Waiting at the kitchen table to tell someone off is one of the worst things in the world.
replying on Vengeance Lost by OneFingerAnswer
6 Jun 2003, 12:38 PM
I think the opposite about the Necroscope series: It has a fairly good setting (psychic Russians vs. ancient evil), and a lot of bizarre and original things, but it is badly written and contains too much cliche. If I had anything by him with me right now I'd post some extracts to show what I mean, but I won't for a few weeks.
The Titus Crow series is especially odious, because, whether he is actually trying to emulate Lovecraft's style, it comes off as a crappy imitation and the result is painful and boring.
The Titus Crow series is especially odious, because, whether he is actually trying to emulate Lovecraft's style, it comes off as a crappy imitation and the result is painful and boring.
replying on Vengeance Lost by OneFingerAnswer
6 Jun 2003, 6:34 AM
Brian Lumley has only written two good short stories and one ok novel, and then spent his entire life writing terrible, endless spinoffs and sequels to that novel and spinoff sequels and spinoff-spinoffs and their sequels.
replying on Vengeance Lost by OneFingerAnswer
6 Jun 2003, 6:33 AM
Nobody who is well-read would put Brian Lumley in the same offhanded casualhampton as "H.P.".
replying on Jeremi B. Handrinos: Part 2 by wCUNTw
6 Jun 2003, 6:31 AM
Shut the fuck up now.
If you must continue, please
Do it in haiku.
If you must continue, please
Do it in haiku.
replying on AIDS Bonanza! by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
6 Jun 2003, 6:19 AM
Great idea!!
The doctor says I might have AIDS;
My buttocks are quite swollen.
And now I'm lying, bumcheeks splayed,
While he inspects my groin for AIDS
With latex gloves and scalpel blades
And agitates my colon.
The doctor says I might have AIDS.;
My buttocks are quite swollen.
The doctor says I might have AIDS;
My buttocks are quite swollen.
And now I'm lying, bumcheeks splayed,
While he inspects my groin for AIDS
With latex gloves and scalpel blades
And agitates my colon.
The doctor says I might have AIDS.;
My buttocks are quite swollen.
on Crush Rejected by thepinkbunnyofdoom
5 Jun 2003, 3:54 PM
The phrase "my eyes bleed tears" is plagiarised from the following poeme by Roger Pfingston:
http://www.2river.org/2RView/5_2/poems/p
http://www.2river.org/2RView/5_2/poems/p
replying on Her Galactic Boudoir, his make-work by Bachus
4 Jun 2003, 10:30 PM
I'm not saying anything. I'm just uttering random phrases to see what happens.
on The Outcry by thepinkbunnyofdoom
4 Jun 2003, 8:02 PM
A bold new sentiment! This is the first time anyone has ever expressed misgivings toward technology!!
on Bad Timing by DeadtotheWorld
4 Jun 2003, 7:42 PM
Well this is better than 90% of the stuff on poemeranker. I suppose that means I should rate it 9.
replying on Her Galactic Boudoir, his make-work by Bachus
4 Jun 2003, 5:12 PM
Every day for the past ten fucking years has been like Indiana Jones and the fucking Temple of Doom. I've never had a vacation. I've never been at ease. That's all just an illusion.
replying on Iterated Fuck by nentwined
4 Jun 2003, 5:04 PM
Quite good. I fail to understand how you can have any kind of coherent "rap/rock" category. Even having "rock" is like having a "music" category.
Congratulations on being #32/36, by the way. Only 31 more steps to the top!!1
Congratulations on being #32/36, by the way. Only 31 more steps to the top!!1
replying on Iterated Fuck by nentwined
4 Jun 2003, 4:38 PM
How do you know? Make your eyes look at this:
First, 'exit' seems clearly to refer to the anus. The vagina is almost never described as an exit except during childbirth, while the anus just is an exit. Second, that that the 'exit' is clean is worth mentioning indicates that it would normally or otherwise be unclean, which is obviously more true of the anus. Third, that he mentions being careful indicates the increased likelihood of injury during anal sex. Fourth, the anus is more likely to 'quiver', given that it is a sphincter. Fifth, whatever foul meaning 'tunnel of worm' has, for reasons pinkbunnyofdoom has mentioned it seems more likely to be about the anus. What possible meaning could it have of any other kind fo sex?
Sixth, think of the logistics. If "hands are breast-kneading, waist-grasping, clit-feeding", then surely he is taking the MYSTERY SEX PARTICIPANT from behind. Finally, although this is highly conjectural, I believe "straining to transport more air for explosions" refers to a bizarre sex practice of nentwined whereby his anally-obtained climax is heightened by the penetratee farting on his love-truncheone at the critical moment. This would also explain "lightheaded and dizzy", as one is apt to become so after a particularly powerful farte.
How is it, then, that the passage refers to non-anal sex?
ARE YOU, <~>, HAVING THE SEX WITH NENTWINED?!?!!!111/1/?
First, 'exit' seems clearly to refer to the anus. The vagina is almost never described as an exit except during childbirth, while the anus just is an exit. Second, that that the 'exit' is clean is worth mentioning indicates that it would normally or otherwise be unclean, which is obviously more true of the anus. Third, that he mentions being careful indicates the increased likelihood of injury during anal sex. Fourth, the anus is more likely to 'quiver', given that it is a sphincter. Fifth, whatever foul meaning 'tunnel of worm' has, for reasons pinkbunnyofdoom has mentioned it seems more likely to be about the anus. What possible meaning could it have of any other kind fo sex?
Sixth, think of the logistics. If "hands are breast-kneading, waist-grasping, clit-feeding", then surely he is taking the MYSTERY SEX PARTICIPANT from behind. Finally, although this is highly conjectural, I believe "straining to transport more air for explosions" refers to a bizarre sex practice of nentwined whereby his anally-obtained climax is heightened by the penetratee farting on his love-truncheone at the critical moment. This would also explain "lightheaded and dizzy", as one is apt to become so after a particularly powerful farte.
How is it, then, that the passage refers to non-anal sex?
ARE YOU, <~>, HAVING THE SEX WITH NENTWINED?!?!!!111/1/?
on Platform by Exiled_humanity
4 Jun 2003, 4:38 PM
I think this could be quite a good poeme if you made it better.
"Itâs patched and dented", "It's frozen claws": Its
"With in" (both times): Within
"Chilling my frightened blood/Even more": Show, don't tell.
"Itâs patched and dented", "It's frozen claws": Its
"With in" (both times): Within
"Chilling my frightened blood/Even more": Show, don't tell.
replying on Iterated Fuck by nentwined
4 Jun 2003, 4:17 PM
Wait, you still have a son? I thought maybe he'd been lost in the confusion surrounding the Philp symour Hoffemane... 'unpleasantness'.
Which is the primary source of your income, the buggery for money or the hard-hitting street poetry?
Which is the primary source of your income, the buggery for money or the hard-hitting street poetry?
replying on Her Galactic Boudoir, his make-work by Bachus
4 Jun 2003, 4:16 PM
"a lot of those people are the same person, and vote and
comment on their own poems because theyâre that bad."
comment on their own poems because theyâre that bad."
replying on Iterated Fuck by nentwined
4 Jun 2003, 4:12 PM
You're right. I... I... I don't know what to say. How can I ever be redeemed!? I must proceed at once to strap myself into Mr Chetwoad's Flagellating Contraption to atone for my sins.
replying on Iterated Fuck by nentwined
4 Jun 2003, 3:59 PM
No. You had it on repeat.